HOLLYWOOD — Fans were stunned Monday after photos revealed the Dolby Theatre buried under mountains of trash following the Oscars, just moments after woke Hollywood celebrities delivered tearful speeches about saving the Earth, sources have confirmed.
Witnesses say the venue quickly transformed from a glamorous awards show into what officials are now calling “the largest indoor landfill created by far-left actors in a single evening.”
The debris reportedly included thousands of plastic bottles, half-eaten vegan meals, discarded climate speech notes, and enough reusable tote bags to ironically require their own landfill.
“It was incredible,” said one janitor.
“I’ve never seen so many woke celebrities lecture about the environment while actively turning a building into a garbage dump.”
Throughout the night, far-left actors urged Americans to reduce their carbon footprint, moments before stepping over trash piles on their way to waiting fleets of SUVs and private jets running on what aides described as “sustainable hypocrisy fuel.”
“They’ve already done the important part,” one publicist explained.
“They said the words ‘climate crisis.’ What happens after that is really up to the staff.”
Sources say several celebrities participated in a new green initiative called “Awareness Over Action,” which allows unlimited waste as long as it’s accompanied by passionate speeches.
Environmental leaders praised the event as a breakthrough in messaging.
“This is how change happens,” one activist said.
“Other people change.”
As of press time, woke celebrities were reportedly calling for immediate climate action while carefully placing their trash on the floor to ensure someone else could clean it up.
What would make anyone think that the ASSHATS that attend these kiddy porn show would actually do what they preach
The article comes from The Daily Skrape, a site that specializes in “humor and satire.” You can usually spot the satirical nature through several “red flags” in the text and presentation
You do realize that, right?
I’m sure he does realize, but the point remains that these people are largely frauds who, as the article hints at, want other people to change. Which I think is a combination of low self awareness and an “I’m better than you attitude” – my guess.
They really did trash the building. Just because this site makes it satirical doesn’t mean it’s not true..
It is satire but the trashed up theater, after the awards, was true. The photos were published online.
Narcississtic hypocrite syndrome. The only known cure is the Covid 19 vaccine.
The article comes from The Daily Skrape, a site that specializes in “humor and satire.” You can usually spot the satirical nature through several “red flags” in the text and presentation:
A rope or a bullet would also work, but not have the entertainment value.
These trashy people never practice what they preach preach god only know what their landfilled trash heaps look like. They are nothing but a bunch of slobs
Um, mr. bubbe,, what exactly did charles say that isnt true? You do know that satire is usually associated with true happenings. You do realize that, right?
A jive assed hit article.
A janitor reported but no one could muster up a photograph of said mess.
Ment only to engage the feeble minded who can’t passed brushing their tooth in the morning without being enraged about something.
Candy wrappers and water bottles . . .
On a theater floor
God help us survive the mayhem!
Ohhh my ✨✨✨ it’s happening ?? Wow.. imagine not being able to tell ( despite the obvious disclaimer, art work showing a jester and the initials J.K.) this is pure fun, laughing at a spoof while making a subliminal statement about today’s bassackwards libs.
It did engage the feeble minded! Namely you, Maybry. You seem to be the only one enraged. Everyone else was just making an observation. Typical left to expect something from everyone but themselves.
I’m a Conservative so I believe anybody found littering should:
Be fined a minimum of $100 and forced to clean up that mess or a similar mess for the 1st offense.
Be fined a minimum of $1000 and forced to pick up trash on the roadsides for an 8 hour shift for the 2nd offense.
Be fined a minimum of $10,000 and either spend 30 days in jail or spend 30 8 hour days picking up trash for the 3rd offense.
Be shot on sight for the 4th offense.
I get tired of cleaning up after sanctimonious liberal pigs.
The remedy for that fourth offense might be considered littering…
But for only $100 for that first offense, not a bad trade !
Well it’s sad but true, when your rich, you don’t worry about it because they will have someone clean up after them, and I would hope the airlines they use, will charge them double 😜