Suburban knitting circles have allegedly transformed into full-scale socialist PACs, sources have confirmed.
What began as a harmless Tuesday night casserole swap has morphed into Doris from Scarsdale wiring $50,000 to Zohran Mamdani’s campaign while still wearing her church choir robe.
Investigators say the cabal of suburban grandmas has been “weaponizing bingo cards and banana bread” to bankroll the woke socialist takeover of New York.
According to neighbors, Mamdani’s representatives lured these retirees with a buffet of absurd promises.
One was told she’d be gifted a rich guy’s gently used Tesla “once billionaires were abolished.”
Another was promised two free extra bingo cards for life if she just handed over her life savings, because in socialism, “everyone deserves to share their wealth—even retirees with $38,000 in the bank.”
A third was allegedly offered unlimited coupons for half-price Metamucil, provided she joined the “People’s Bowling League Against Capitalism.”
Experts warn this is the most dangerous development in modern politics: an army of apron-wearing ladies with unlimited Costco memberships and a socialist’s promises.
As of press time, Mamdani was reportedly seen trying to convince school children they should share their lunch money with his cause. Teachers refused. Mamdani cried..
Just one little question: if “rich” people are so bad that they have to be “disappeared” where and from whom does the money come to pay for all the “freebies”. Milk doesn’t magically appear in containers at the grocery store without someone milking the cows, and the cows don’t milk themselves.
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👋Remember Americans
Satan gives you what you want .Mondonna come to mind. Remember she told us all she sold her soul to Satan to become famous and rich.
Look at her life. People fail to realize . There is a place you go when you quit breathing. If you have one brain cell left . Think before you put this person or any of the choices . Satans children give you to vote for ! There it is ! They give you !
Ask whose money he plans on using to pay for all these things he is conning you with ? Like Newsom in California.He used the government money for the fire victims to defy Trump and give that money to illegals. Now money is gone No homes and running out of funds for illegals Thus comes the reason illegals. Are trying to kill Americans to make them continue to supply their every need . Examples are the entire Black people . Welfare Never helped Them . It made them into what people like this can use But there will be a day that Satan will come to extract a giant payment from you
What you will have sold is the only thing on earth you have control over . You either choose Satan . Or Jesus . The choice is yours .
It’s your soul !
Nothing is free . And it’s actually against the law to do what this acting communist who is in reality a Muslim. (You can take from one group to keep up another ) He is setting you up for the intifada!
Most of you are clueless to what that is ! But it is the entire purpose/reason that every Muslim on earth lives for. No matter how sweet they pretend to be . It’s beat into their brains from birth. It’s been their nature forever . Intifada is the murder of not only every Jew upon the earth. But every American .And only people that Satan owns their soul would even contemplate this person to sit in a place of authority over them
Send this flea infested camel jockey back to his own country. We don’t need outsiders with there corrupt connections trying to change the American way of life. In till he forfeits everything he has finically and lets the homeless people live in his own home he’s nothing but another stealing corrupt democrat. Tell him to back to his own cesspool and bring all his money trees her to the USA. He’s turning his own cesspool country and bringing her to American this the type of leadership this country needs or wants.