Nikki Haley and Ron Desantis Form Committee To See if Any Good Movies Have Come Out Lately
Recent Republican castaways Nikki Haley and Ron DeSantis have reportedly formed a committee in a nearby mall to see if...
Confused Nancy Pelosi Urges Congress to Ban Tic Tacs
Former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi shocked Democrats and Republicans alike when she made an impassioned plea to congress to ban...
Guy That Complained About Legroom on a Boeing Flight Found Dead
A passenger on a recent Southwest Airlines flight that was overheard complaining about the lack of legroom in the Boeing...
Oscar the Grouch Demonstrates Proper Needle Use in Controversial New ‘Sesame Street’ Episode
A new episode of long running children’s television program Sesame Street caused controversy by having Oscar the Grouch display the...
Democrats Blame Lost Hour of Sleep on Trump
Leading Democrats have publicly blamed this weekend’s Daylight Savings Time as a plot by Trump and his associates to overthrow...
Pfizer Issues Vaccine for March Madness
As the CDC warns of an impending outbreak, Pfizer has finalized the first government sanctioned vaccine for March Madness, which...
Democrats Hoping Raging Texas Wildfire Will Just Go Out on Its Own
As a deadly wildfire burns in the northern Texas Panhandle and continues to grow, Democrats have announced their plans to...
San Francisco Votes to Finally Criminalize Shoplifting
In a shocking result from this week’s Super Tuesday primaries, the city of San Francisco has caved in and finally...
Tonight’s State of the Union Address to be Held in Lobby of Dairy Queen
President Joe Biden’s team shocked the country today by announcing a last minute change of venue for the annual State...
Actual Bag of Hot Air Announced as The View’s New Cohost
The daily morning talk show The View has announced its latest co-host to join the program: a flaming sack of...
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