Recent Republican castaways Nikki Haley and Ron DeSantis have reportedly formed a committee in a nearby mall to see if any good movies have come out lately.
“It’s so nice to have nothing to do all day,” said Haley, who recently dropped out of the Presidential election after winning just two state primaries following last week’s Super Tuesday. “And I know Ron feels the same way. We actually both have had a bunch of free time open up on our schedules lately. We’re trying to see if any movies came out that aren’t cramming the woke agenda down our throats. Wish us luck!”
The committee was formed after Haley and DeSantis bumped into each other at a Sunglasses Hut the other day.
“We got to talking, and we really have more in common than I realized,” said DeSantis. “Thought I’d be doing a little bit more than hanging out at the mall with my former coworker. But then again, I think a lot of us thought this would all be playing out a little differently. That’s okay, though. I think we all have big things in our future.”
“Hey,” he added. “Do I need to have seen Dune 1 to understand Dune 2?”
As of press time, a subcommittee had been launched by Haley and DeSantis to see if anywhere in the mall sells those really good pretzels.
