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Boeing Lobbies ‘Planes with Disabilities Act’

J.K. Around by J.K. Around
March 12, 2024
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Washington — After the suspicious death of a whistleblower, Boeing has reportedly begun lobbying for the “Planes with Disabilities Act,” aimed at diversifying the skies with the inclusion of dysfunctional airplanes in commercial fleets. According to sources, this initiative seeks to celebrate the diversity of flight by integrating these special crafts alongside their more functional counterparts, all in the name of inclusivity.

“Every airplane has a right to fly,” declared Aero D. Namic, a spokesperson for the initiative. “We believe that integrating these malfunctioning sweethearts into our fleets will not only honor aviation diversity but also inspire a new generation of pilots, passengers, and paper plane folders.”



Critics have raised eyebrows at the proposal, questioning the safety of introducing aircraft with known malfunctioning parts into commercial service. However, proponents argue that with the right kind of tape and a few strategic paper clips, these cost-effective aviators could revolutionize the industry, offering unparalleled fuel efficiency and a unique passenger experience. “Who says you need to be comfortable at 30,000 feet to fly on a plane?” Namic added.

Safety experts are, predictably, up in arms, emphasizing the rigorous standards currently in place for good reason. However, proponents argue that the “Planes with Disabilities Act” could open up a new era of inclusivity in the skies, breaking down barriers and redefining what it means to have the ‘right stuff.’

-JK

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