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Democrat Casts Early Ballot for 2028 Election

Joe King by Joe King
September 30, 2024
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A local Democrat was recently seen mailing an early ballot for the 2028 election, sources confirm.

“Never to early to vote, that’s what I say,” said Owen Thorn, a longtime Democrat and advocate for early, mail-in voting. “Why wait until the final debate or press cycle to make up your mind? I just write ‘BLUE PERSON’ on a piece of paper and mail it into Washington D.C., and they always mail me back one of those “I VOTED” stickers, so I sure think it’s working. I’m doing my civic duty by unplugging and doing whatever my party says and I won’t let anyone tell me otherwise.”



Critics of early voting claimed opening the ballots for the 2028 election this early was a bit much.

“A few weeks before the election, sure, ok, if you have to,” said Linda Ellis, a local volunteer that helps count ballots during elections. “But I have ballots getting forwarded to my house for the ’28 election already that are mostly notes from Democrats that say “Whoever’s running” or something to that effect. What am I supposed to do with these? Once again, the Democrats have made a mockery of our election process.”

As of press time, the Democrats had a huge lead in the upcoming 2028 election, according to recent polls.

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Comments 7

  1. XRTO says:
    2 years ago

    Reminder from the Democratic party, vote for Kameltoe and vote often!

    Reply
  2. Beverly Soltwedel says:
    2 years ago

    That is just how stupid the Dumocratic party is-voting for the 2028 election already. People need to wake up and stop supporting stupidity and communism

    Reply
    • Patrick Henry says:
      2 years ago

      If it weren’t for stupidity and communism, the democrat bastards would have nothing to run on!

      Reply
    • Jesse Barfoot says:
      2 years ago

      You don’t know a communist. Is Putin a communist? Who loves/fears Putin? Therein lies communism

      Reply
      • Klaatu says:
        2 years ago

        Her beauty lies , between her thighs, and that’s what gives the left a rise……..snake shit

        Reply
  3. Jesse Barfoot says:
    2 years ago

    BS pure fictional BS. Lying like the great liar at party’s head. Didn’t your mother warn you about forked tongue 🐍 people!!!

    Reply
  4. Jen says:
    2 years ago

    They should chg it to Ukraine/. Remember Biden’s in office supposedly and the other one is lost at the border trying to justify her visit

    Reply

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