Joe Biden gave a bizarre and unprompted salute to Captain Crunch for his years of brave service in the war against sogginess earlier today, sources have confirmed.
“Boy, that Captain Crunch is some fella, huh,” said Biden, when asked about the rollout of his recent immigration executive order. “You pour the milk on, and the stuff stays crunchy until you’re done eating it. What a brave, selfless man. I hate to think how my mornings would be different without his service. As soon as I track him down, I will give him every award I can.”
Many who witnessed the unsolicited accolades say it’s merely the latest sign that Biden isn’t mentally fit to serve another term in office.
“The guy’s up there thanking damn cereal mascots,” said concerned citizen Randy Ellerby. “I don’t think he should be President for four more hours, let alone four more years. I looked the other way when he awarded a Medal of Honor to Colonel Sanders, because what’s fair is fair, but this has gone way too far!”
As of press time, Biden told a strange story about getting into a rumble with Crackle back in the day.
Joe unfortunately has misplaced too many marbles, maybe some were in boxes the FBI took.
What a complete embarrassment for America. This imbecile, babbling, incoherent ,laughing stock is done, stick a fork in me, and eat me like the canibals did to uncle, buck.
Joe Biden wanted to be President for many years. Now that he is, it’s a shame that he’s not here to enjoy it.
you are correct … end the clown show ..
He sure won’t remember it.
Joe Biden, the puppet president, is an embarrassment to America and to the world. After hearing about his using his homefor 35 refinancing schemes to evade taxes(and most likely launder money), how can his wife say ,” its not abouf mental acuity but about character, integrity and know how”. God have mercy on us.
You know she’s delusional, especially when she allowed herself to go on “The View”!
Jill is such a fake … cant stand the woman , praising her husband like a 10year old for answering all his questions , how sad it all is .
It’s a Zionist orchestrated clown show. Don’t fall for it. He’s a puppet that was “selected” to distract from what the evil globalists are doing to bring down America. No coincidence that Biden’s entire staff have duo citizenship with Israel? Compromised much?
Now that’s comical.
Huh?????!!!!! How embarrassing for our nation that this man is STILL the President of our nation. Just ain’t right.
you are correct .
Television has gotten much better than they were when I was a kid. When we watched Howdy Doody when I was a kid you could always see the strings. Now when you watch him ( Joe Biden ) they hide the strings very well. But the puppeteers aren’t as good as they use to be because Howdy was much more life like!
The man should NOT be in office as President of the United States he has because he has become an embarrassment to the United States of America.
It’s incredible how many people still support thus mindless Obama puppet. I bet he thinks Barney Ruble is a pretty good actor.
“Now look here. I fully stand behind our military. I served shoulder-to-shoulder with Captain Crunch in the War of 1812.”
Judging by the comments, do people NOT realize that these stories are all parodies? I think this one is hillarious!
These maybe parodies, but the comments are real, and reflect Joe’s mental issues .
With what’s going on in the world, we need a place to laugh and vent. It’s good for ya
Many people do not know the pivotal role CPT Crunch played in the Battle of Britain. His invention of cereal that could be eaten by just adding milk was important in reducing the time fliers could get in the air.
I would have bet that Biden was a Fruit Loops guy or maybe a Sugar Pops guy.
Don’t be insulting my Froot Loops by having sleepy Joe associated with them!