Several concerned neighbors have reportedly spotted Republicans Donald Trump and Ron DeSantis pelting Minority Leader of the United States Senate Mitch McConnell’s house with eggs.
“I knew they would end up working together,” said local resident Roland Moore, while staring out his window as the two politicians hurled several dozen eggs at the McConnell residence. “With these two on the same team, there’s no telling what’s in store for the future of the Republican party. Oh my good look, Ron’s pissing on the mailbox! This is hilarious.”
The act of vandalism was taken by many as a sign that the two have declared a truce, despite their once antagonistic relationship.
“Hey Ron, sorry about that ‘DeSanctimonious’ stuff,” said Trump, while hoisting DeSantis up on his shoulders so that he could hit a birdhouse with a baseball bat. “I was just breaking balls, you know what I mean? No hard feelings I hope. Now hurry up so we can get to Nancy’s house, too!”
As of press time, the cops had come and DeSantis took the blame for everything.
Okay, I know this is in jest, but really?? Very poor, unfunny article.
‘Politics makes strange bedfellows’. DeSantis, as Trump’s VP, would be a good fit for the country even though they would be like two cats in a burlap bag. Both are Type-A personalities and won’t tolerate any competition but both also have good instincts when it comes to being good leaders. Trump only has one more term as POTUS and DeSantis would make an excellent continuum of policies that both agree on and that would benefit ‘We the People’. Good leaders are measured by their success. Both Trump and DeSantis have proven themselves in the public arena and can show positive results of their leadership — contrary to the Communist policies of obama and FJB.
You are so correct. These two will kick ass together. They are both talented , established Politcans. Again Type A , two cats fighting n a burlap bag. They will get more done by accident tan this Clown show did in 12 years. Yes twelve Obamas third term he is doing now behind the door. This deliberate destruction of America!
They cheated DJT out of the last four years, as we all know. Now they are keeping him tied up in court so he can’t campaign. Still Trumps numbers soar rand Biden is circling the drain. A good place for him.
Please anyone that can tell me ONE thing Biden has doe in50 years to help America write it down. Pathetic Senator, and the worse POTUS in our history, I was no fa of Jimmy Carter, but, he was a decent, honest man. Just not a POTUS. Biden is now and always was a crook, a iiar and a dupe for the last 12 years for the puppet master Barry Obama.
Correct two Type A personalities, but , both savvy Political figures Both proven they can run a State and a country. what a welcome change from this demented, corrupt , fool squatted in te W.H. for the last almost4 years. We went from, respected, feared , and thriving to this pathetic mess. We all knw Trump won the last election, but, they slimed Joe in and Obama got his third term to finish ruining America as promised. Two terms he couldn’t get it down in 8 years. He is the co- ordinater of this debacle. He , Kilary, Susan Rice, Valerie Jarrett, Rahm Emmanuelle, Brennan and the pitiful Clown show known as the Biden Admin all need to be in Federal Prison till they die of old age. Biden had criteria yo must be Black, brown or Muslim, Gay or Lesbian, dumb as a box of rocks and just a talking head . what a Sheist show. They sent in the Clowns at our expense.