Presidential candidate Donald J. Trump announced today that he would begin driving his own tour bus for the final leg of his campaign, sources have confirmed.
“I was getting ready to drive us from Florida to Pennsylvania for some appearances and Don said he wouldn’t be needing my services for this last leg,” said former Trump driver Matt Baker. “He asked me for the keys and said he could take it from here. Said it was nothing I did wrong, he just wanted to drive the big son of a bitch for a while, and that he thought he could do a good job.”
While no one is sure if the move is an attempt to gain credibility with middle-class Americans, or if Trump just really wanted to drive the truck, both scenarios have come true.
“I couldn’t believe it when I saw it,” said Josh Thorpe, who was recently driving North on I-75 when he saw Trump driving beside him. “He was swerving around lanes, hooting and hollering. I made the gesture to him to honk his horn and he let it rip and started laughing his ass off. Then he floored it and must have been going 110 miles an hour. He’s got my vote, I’ll tell you that much.”
As of press time, the Trump-steered bus arrived at his latest event, running over several cars like a monster truck in the process.
If true Trump needs a head doctor. Does he have a license to drive that thing? I don’t think he’s safe.
Are you so naive you can not tell it is a joke? This is a humor site.
What an absolutely STUPID comment !!!!
Democrats are mindless morons who should be locked up in an insane asylum for the rest of their lives. They are a danger to themselves and the entire human race.
Look who the author of this article is….Joe King…..joking…..get it? I swear some people
I believe that it you who may need the head dr.
Pamela, We hope you are joking as this is a joke site. But we get it, under Harris/Biden, we are under a lot of stress, bills piling up, grocery cost out of control.
Sometimes we just don’t realize humor anymore from the stress of the past 3 yrs.
Hope you can look back on your post and just chuckle about it. Or at us for not getting that you were yourself were joking with your reply. 🙂
Harris tried to dive her bus, but couldn’t see with the shifter in her mouth
Joe Biden used to drive semi’s. Or at least he claimed to.
Ya know, some people just need to stay in bed and let the world swirl past.
Go for it, Carl!
From: Once & (could be again) republican, when djt madness has passed
To: “Nathan Hale” It’s the current infestation of the formerly rational republicans that are the threat to the Republic of the USA & world.
Are you going to vote for idiotic Kamala? She’s the dangerous one.
Sounds like a typical leftist stance, blame the opposition for what you are doing.
I luv this publication. And I luv the comments. It makes me chuckle.