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Floridians Celebrate a Few Days With No Hurricane

Joe King by Joe King
October 16, 2024
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A statewide celebration has taken over Florida after the state has collectively gone a few days without a massive, devastating hurricane, sources confirm. 

“Let’s party while we can,” screamed Rachel Myers, of Tampa, as she joined several of her neighbors on the front porch. “We’ll probably be evacuating or losing power again in no time. So let’s blast the AC and drink the cold beers while we can. Maybe if we go hard enough we can just sleep through the next one!” 



Spirits were up all over the state, confirmed locals. 

“I’ve never seen everybody in such good spirits,” said lifelong Florida resident Mark Barker. “Usually we’re so divided, by race, political beliefs, age, you name it. But right now, we’re all just really pumped to be outside doing something besides surveying damage, you know?” 

As of press time, a gathering storm system off of the Pacific coast threatened to spoil the perfectly good party.

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