This week’s brutal temperatures across the Eastern part of the United States saw Pennsylvania Senator John Fetterman wear his most distasteful clothing to work yet, sources have confirmed.
“That’s just too far,” said Illinois Senator Dick Durbin. “We all let him get away with that hoodie and shorts bullshit for too long and let him get comfortable, and now look. The son of a bitch came to today’s vote wearing nothing but a necktie and some basketball shorts. This is a disgrace, and he needs to be barred immediately. I don’t care your politics, no one wants to see that.”
Despite the objections of his coworkers, Fetterman defended his wardrobe amidst the current heat wave.
“People act like I’m not wearing a tie,” said Fetterman, sweating profusely despite his minimal wardrobe. “I made the extra effort to put this thing on, and I think that ought to count for something. Why does everyone make such a big deal about what I’m wearing all the time? We’re here to work, not impress people with our clothing or look like we give a shit in any way. Lighten up everybody.”
As of press time, an emergency Senate vote was held that if passed would mandate Fetterman go to his car and look for a t-shirt or something.
This man has no class whatsoever! Who does he think he is? Someone special? By no means is he anything special at all. Just another democrat clown that thinks anything he does is okay. What’s even worse is that anyone that voted for this idiot is even worse than him!
no one voted for him he was installed like all democrats!
Not true. No wonder your side wins so rarely.
It is true…underhandedness and cheating prevail on the dimbacrat side….
good answer good answer
no class – but he is currently the most honest d rat in congress – that is why they hate him – just like they hate most Americans and America
I could care less what he drsses like.
I like him for beiing hswn man andnot a puppet llig the party line.
He is the best
Best moron
He is THE BEST…MORON WE HAVE….
you are a moron!
Some people have class. Fetterman obviously does not.
But for the climate change crowd…
Where are the cheers?
Where are the marches?
[Where’s your sense of and appreciation of] the absurd?
Once a bum always a bum, no respect for the tittle, institution, country or people he supposed to represent or people that elected him…
No but he is the best we have n Congress.
I xold cre less what he wers.
How he acts is wht is important.
He acts as if he is mentally deficien….
Apparently you do too! Is it possible that you make a sensible statement with Fax? Or are you simply going to hurl insults. Insults not only doesn’t help your cause, but it doesn’t Make a difference in furthering the conversation
The temp outside has nothing to bear with the temp inside an air conditioned facility. He can go inside, cool off, and put on appropriate attire for the floor to vote. Then if leaving again change back into his chosen “Street Attire”.
Have to agree with your opinion. If you don’t want to abide by the traditions of the Senaste and dress the part, then give up your seat.
Who cares they are all criminals stealing money from we the people. If we can afford to send money to other countrys our taxes are way to high. Our country is in debt where do we get the money to send to Ukraine since its getting funneled back to the democrats
Yes we should send our politicians to Ukraine and Middle East in combat gear regardless of age and see how quickly we stop fighting wars for other countries.
Yes! Bureaucrats that steal and squander our money, lie all day and make false unkempt promises should be dressed in fancy expensive suits at all times!!
Number one clown for Biden’s circus. the other thing is people voted for him. Way to go Pennsylvania.
Before you vote for someone you should think about their upbringing, education, life experiences, lifestyle, benefits to society, and character otherwise don’t be surprised by the way they represent you and your constituents and how they vote on issues.
It doesn’t say much for the piss-hole-vaina morons that allowed this ass-clown to get elected. So Dr. Oz from wonderland was the best they could do running against him? The fix was there from the start.congress has become a complete disgrace to our Constitution. And the corrupt power drunk Marxist parasites that are in power.our to burn our country to the ground.
John you don’t seem happy in the good ole USA. For you own sanity you should move to another country that is more in line with your values. Good luck
No, not happy with with your traitorous comments you democrap racist ass. If you want commie shit go to Cuba.
With all problems their biggest concern is what someone is wearing? Could care less as long as they actually got something done for us not their selves!!!
I wonder if you would feel the same if you had to sit next to this sweaty, shirtless idiot! The other day I thought that he was doing better mentally, but I not!
John Fetterman is a total disgrace to the US “Senate and his home state of Pennsylvania. he should be barred and removed from office. he isn’t fit for the position. What were you people thinking when you voted him in?
Now why would we want to vote for a quack doctor over a respectable stroke patient? 😉
The people of Pennsylvania have no class, why did anyone mark his name! They had a real chance of electing a classy guy and they went with dirt! Good going Pennsylvania!
He’s someone I wouldn’t want to run into in a dark alley! Totally scary looking guy. Not that I’d be in a dark alley but he & that hoodie-no way!
These people that are in Washington because people voted for them. They are supposed to be professionals so they need to look like professionals.
At this point even our dogs know that he is yet another “selected” not “elected” puppet who follows his Zionists orders.
It’s just a bunch of people jealous because they’re not bold enough to do it!
These are the kind of people, dummycraps, that elect these really out their people, just to fill the space, pathetic, and he shold be beat, if anyone would run against him. He is unfit, like scamla comrade harris, people unfit for their job, a laughing stock, like hidenbiden.
Yins talk like votes matter in Pennsylvania. It is o ly the vote COUNTERS that matter! I live in Pa and have voted r since Nixon and I know many more like me. I know no be who actually voted for Brandon or Hildy! The Pa ballot boxes were stuffed to the max in ‘20. In fact hildy was PISSED that ‘they’ cheated way harder for Brandon than they did her!! Hahaha
Love the comments as if this was a real article. People do not understand satire anymore. This is a perfect example of people believing everything they are told and why our media is never questioned for changing the facts.
Love your work
Having to choose between Fetterman in his weird attire and Little Dickie Durbin’s Communist politics. Guess which I pick?