Hollywood elites have abandoned plotlines altogether and now treat award shows as taxpayer-funded therapy sessions, sources have confirmed.
At the Emmys, one actor paused his standing ovation for himself long enough to scream “F— ICE,” proving once again that courage in Hollywood means yelling at law enforcement from behind ten bodyguards and a vegan charcuterie board.
Progressives in the audience reportedly wept, comparing the profanity-laced rant to the moral depth of a Paw Patrol episode where the police dog is canceled for species privilege.
CNN immediately declared the moment “historic,” calling it “the boldest performance since a gender-neutral SpongeBob taught America about climate justice.”
Homeland Security noted the tirade did little more than “fan the flames of hatred,” while insiders confirmed ICE agents simply laughed, tossing the tantrum up as just another day in progressive America.
Critics pointed out that Hollywood’s moral compass now swings between “abolish police” and “please clap,” with some suggesting next year’s Emmys should just hand out awards for “Most Outraged Hashtag.”
As of press time, producers confirmed they are considering renaming the award show “The Participation Trophies” and replacing the Emmy statue with a soy-based stress ball.
I quit watching any award shows many years ago. Leftists have destroyed the education system and Hollywood as well as anything it touches. They hate America and should leave so people with common sense and know the difference between a man and a woman can live in peace.
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Like Dwight-
I haven’t watched any awards show in years!
These people need to stay in their lane, they as I understand it, have lost viewership and ratings on these shows, and still they just don’t get it!
Some talented people that act, really dumb when they improvise and don’t read something written for them!
I watch award shows up to the point where they get political. I haven’t seen much air time in several years. What a waste.