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Kamala Harris Tosses Salads, Not Songs, to Broadway

Joe King by Joe King
February 17, 2025
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In a theatrical gesture that has the Great White Way buzzing, Vice President Kamala Harris delivered salad to the cast and crew of a hit Broadway show, sources have confirmed.

Harris, known for her initiatives to promote healthy living, decided to take her message directly to the heart of New York City’s theater district, bearing boxes of kale and arugula.



“Don’t throw away your shot… to eat your greens!” Harris quipped, referencing a famous line from the musical “Hamilton,” as she handed out salad bowls. The gesture was part of a broader initiative to encourage healthier eating habits among Americans, even those who are more accustomed to quick stage-side snacks than sit-down meals.

While the cast appreciated the healthy fuel, some crew members were less enthused, having hoped for something a bit more substantial to power through their double-performance day. “It’s hard to operate heavy stage machinery on just leafy greens,” one technician joked.

As of press time, rumors were circulating that next week the Vice President plans to bring smoothies to the New York Stock Exchange, in a bid to energize Wall Street with vitamins and possibly turn the market’s recent losses into ‘liquid’ gains.

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Comments 8

  1. Joe Modarots says:
    5 months ago

    As I recall, didn’t Kamala get her career started by tossing Willy Browns salad ?! 🤔

    Reply
  2. Steve Richards says:
    5 months ago

    SKamalla Hairass ought to take the NATIONAL HINT! She’s useless! Worthless! On top of that, She’s not worth a pill, a match or a bullet!
    Just think. THEY almost pulled it off! After the stunt the “PARTY” tried go pull on the United States! There are targets on EVERY DEMONCRAT’S forehead! No bag limits! NO RESTRICTIONS! Bury them ALL! Start over…. The “political elites think they are above the law! Time for THAT scenario to be put in the dirt, along side the corpses

    Reply
  3. 3Xe1ioaiNITxtqNW5CaZEzpxpY4ggtEQJVxO4x0v98I= says:
    5 months ago

    she’s trying, maybe she’ll find another willie,
    26 for gov of Calf
    28 for president again

    Reply
    • Bopper says:
      5 months ago

      YUK

      Reply
    • DCBoy says:
      5 months ago

      A majority of Dems won’t support her, going forward. Stick a fork in her, she’s done.

      Reply
      • Gregor Brewski says:
        5 months ago

        She’s necrotic….

        Reply
  4. STEVE HELMS says:
    5 months ago

    GRABBING FOR NON-EXESTING STRAWS. WHAT A PATHICIC PIECE OF TRASH

    Reply
  5. MAGA Man says:
    5 months ago

    I heard she was known as a Porkepine. What does that mean?

    Reply

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