Democratic Presidential hopeful Kamala Harris made a new campaign promise today, assuring voters she would revoke President Joe Biden’s driver’s license as one of her first acts if elected in the fall, sources confirm.
“I’m going to start making America safer on day one,” said Harris. “And I can think of no better immediate contribution to the safety of American men and women than making sure this squinting dinosaur is no longer allowed to get behind the wheel of two tons of steel going upwards of 70 miles an hour. That’s not the America I want our children to grow up in.”
Defenders of Biden’s insisted that the revoking of his license would be far too drastic.
“Come on, the guy can’t be in that bad of shape, right?” asked local resident Cindy Makowski. “I mean, he was just in charge of our country for the last four years. It seems to me like admitting that he’s doing that poorly would be sort of admitting he had no business being our leader in the first place, but what do I know?”
As of press time, Biden was seen driving himself through downtown Washington DC, steering the car with his knees while he ate two ice cream cones.
Former President doesn’t drive he has a driver for life.
Dave,
Why are you wasting our time with such a stupid comment? Are you another democrat traitor?
Traitor?!?! Wow, did not know democrats were traitors. I’d ask you to explain, but sure you could not give an intelligent position on why Dems are traitors to the country.
I realize this is satire, but it is too much fun calling out the morons.
He didn’t say all democrats are traitors. A little touchy, are we? But most democrats, these days, are morons
Democrats are treasonous traders.They are against every American value and our constitution.They do not even know that a woman does not have a penis.So I guess it says a lot about you
a corvette with stolen files
A Corvette that can’t find its way home.
its a joke … lefty .
Chameleon Harris, the woman that can change her colour at will, to fit her background, the more she opens her mouth, the deeper the hole she digs for herself. The Democrats must be totally stupid, with their choice of their candidate for president, surely they must have at least one other that they can appoint, that at least a little better🥴!
Hey, it is rumored that some like that deep hole she makes when she opens her mouth.
Well at least she says things that we can decipher. Unlike Trumps stream of consciousness that is utterly deft of any ideas or solutions.
Stupid
Given the passage of time, we realize time passes.and the Time to pass Time is now and every day for Time to pass. “ Kamala TOE 24” toe, totally outrageous ethics
correct … hysterical .. word salad 101
You seem to be mentally incapable of having a brain cell and so are you related to Joe?Have you did lots of drugs with hunter?Because something just isn’t clicking upstairs.You have zero brain function
speak for your self moron … maybe you enjoy word salads .. and coconut trees . hysterical .
your not a doctor, his wife
and joe has a driver
so Karmala sit down
and stop the BS
Spoken like another mindless Democrat sheep.
I cannot believe how brainwashed some people are! People actually believe the BS they see on the media. Do research you stupid jerks and think for yourself!
I agree.
Some unenlightened folks just don’t know satire when they see it.
Drivers licences are issued by the state NOT the federal government. She has absolutley no grasp on reason. Why woud anyone even promte this fool to the highest elected office.
unlike your deep thinking. Satire.
right she has no power over state drivers licenses.
You are absolutely correct. I would add that anyone who can steer a car with his knees while eating 2 ice cream cones is a pretty good driver. My only question is WHAT FLAVOR ICE CREAM WAS HIS CHOICE?
PRESIDENT TRUMP (Since he’s the ONLY real President we have had in this wonderful country of ours since January of 2021) has done more in one day of his life than ANY career politician from either party has done in their entire lives! WAKE UP American’s! Our government hasn’t been “Of the people, by the people, for the people.” for a LONG time. It’s YOUR choice every time you VOTE! Will you be a sheep follower or a wolf LEADER? PRESIDENT TRUMP is a TRUE leader! That’s why they tried to kill him.
Come on folks. This was a teasing joke. Why is it when Trump makes a comment that would impact all of us it is just a joke but when Harris says something that was clearly meant to tease president Biden you all jump on your bandwagon to protest it. Can this mean you actually like Biden?
One point on a driver’s license. The President’s drivers are driving a Federal vehicle, which means they would have to have a Federal driver’s license. A Federal civilian and a Federal military driver’s license are both their own class if you will. The type of vehicle is also endorsed on the license. As for a state driver’s license, a person must have one in order to have any Federal driver’s license. I have had both a military and a civilian Federal driver’s license.
How come Creepy Joe doesn’t ride around in a green electric car? Won’t the extension cord reach to Delaware?
The one main benefit, it would keep that ’67 ‘Vette roadster from being wrecked. Maybe Mr. Biden can sell it to Jay Leno.
Just so you know, that ’67 ‘Vette was a wedding present to Joe on his first marriage from his father-in-law.
Hey, Joe vetted me for vice president in that vette! It was tight, but I could reach the stick shift!!!
Calling it a stick is a bit of an exaggeration. It’s really more of a twig or a limp shift. It really hasn’t been a stick since he showered with his 12 year-old daughter.
Hey! I have more vacuum than a Hoover! I can make anyone a stick! Just ask willie big joe and hunter!!