Liberal Tiger Fans Chant “Let Him Drive” From Safely Behind Concrete Barriers After DUI Arrest

Tiger Woods reportedly attempted to turn a DUI arrest into a playable lie this week after confusing a Florida roadway for the kind of disaster he usually saves for Sunday, Sources have confirmed

Authorities say the golf legend’s latest off-course performance began when he treated the ride home like a sudden-death playoff between prescription pills, poor judgment, and whatever part of his brain still thought “I’ve got this” was a strategy.

Witnesses said Tiger has spent so many years chasing birdies he briefly forgot the drive home is supposed to be bogey-free, not police-report-adjacent.

Bodycam footage allegedly captured Woods muttering “this is fun” after being placed in the back of a patrol car, in what experts are calling his boldest attempt yet to play through the consequences.

Officers said Woods appeared disoriented, lethargic, and moments away from asking if his arrest came with range balls.

“His driving used to win majors,” one source said.

“Now it wins court dates.”

Another added, “Even his mugshot looked like it wanted a mulligan.”

Liberal Tiger fans immediately began printing “LET HIM DRIVE” shirts and chanting in support from a carefully designated protest zone located safely behind jersey barriers, steel fencing, and a parked ambulance.

“We believe in second chances,” one supporter said.

“Just not in our lane.”

As of press time, Woods had reportedly requested a provisional arrest, blamed the crash on a bad lie, and asked officers if he could replay the evening from the clubhouse.