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Mr. Magoo Calls for Joe Biden To Withdraw From Campaign

Joe King by Joe King
July 3, 2024
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Famous senile television personality Mr. Magoo has called for Joe Biden to step down from the election due to his embarrassing debate performance last week, sources have confirmed. 

“I’ve never heard of anything quite so humiliating in all my life,” said Magoo, confusing a street post for a reporter. “And I’ve been making a fool of myself daily since sometime in the 1950s. It’s time to hang it up, Joe. Retire already, you old fool.” 



Despite the assertions of Magoo, Biden’s defenders insisted he was fit to campaign and serve as President once more. 

“Mr. Magoo is simply jealous, plain and simple,” said local democrat Warren Walters. “Mr. Magoo is an old coot that often can’t even tell what’s happening around him. How dare he pretend to know what it’s like to be in Joe Biden’s shoes. How dare he!” 

As of press time, Mr. Magoo went to ride away on his bicycle and fell right over.

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Comments 10

  1. Real American says:
    1 year ago

    Trump won in 2020 and everyone knows it.

    Reply
    • dakotahoe says:
      1 year ago

      Boulderdash!!!

      Reply
  2. Donald Wood says:
    1 year ago

    Actually, Mr. Magoo is nearsighted to the point of being legally blind, not senile.

    Reply
  3. JUSTINE RAIMO says:
    1 year ago

    Its a frigging cartoon character. Can we be real people?????

    Reply
    • Elliot goldstein says:
      1 year ago

      like Brandon isn’t

      Reply
    • Tom MacGyver says:
      1 year ago

      Better question: can all the voters in America be real people?…

      Reply
  4. justine says:
    1 year ago

    Its a frigging cartoon character. Can we be real people?????

    Reply
  5. Earl says:
    1 year ago

    it’s a lampooning using Mr. Magoo as a foil…not to be taken as a reaiity…just for yuks…Lighten up! Really humorous to me…

    Reply
  6. John says:
    1 year ago

    Chicom jotato bribum was clearly setup. The split screen proved that. His eyes that were staring down and not blinking. Body language says it all. And they didn’t cut trumps mike as thought would happen. It looks like the self proclaimed Muslim con artist’s sock puppet has lost his usefulness. Time to throw him under the bus. But replace him with what? The cackling word salad knee pad moron ? Her poll number are even lower then the brain dead jotato. And the obozos hate his kids.if they try to use the 25th amendment? It just proves how corrupt he has been his whole life. D.C. is turning into a nursing home.

    Reply
  7. finkleshtiener says:
    1 year ago

    Let’s face it. At this point even our pet dogs know that Pedo Joe was “Selected” not “Elected”. He is a dementia ridden puppet for his Zionist global cabal handlers.

    Reply

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