The most recent horrifying mid-air explosion of a Boeing airplane was mistaken for an Independence Day fireworks celebration earlier today, sources have confirmed.
“Wow, they’re starting the fireworks early this year,” remarked Kyle Dalton, standing on his front lawn yesterday before sunset, gazing upon the bright explosions in the sky. “They really went all out with the production. I think it’s pretty cool. More fire and debris than you see in a lot of the other fireworks shows.”
“I just wish they would’ve waited until dark,” he added.
The alleged fireworks show was in fact the latest Boeing airplane to experience trouble in midair.
“To those that lost family members in our most recent accident, we are so sorry,” said Boeing CEO Dave Calhoun. “To those who enjoyed the beautiful display of pyrotechnics in the sky, you are so welcome. This experience certainly illustrates what a diverse and beautiful boiling pot this country is, where a single event can get such different responses from people. Happy Fourth of July, everybody. Be safe out there.”
As of press time, California’s wildfires had been mistaken for a statewide Independence Day celebration as well.
Only a real twisted person would think that’s an appropriate satire comparing an airplane explosion and loss of life to fireworks
Absolutely! That was a disgusting remark!
Truest, only very low-intelligence might, or could even mistake some Aircraft explosions, as Fourth of July fireworks…, OMG, You can’t
fix stupid😳!!h
As far as stupid; no one could be stupider than someone who takes satire seriously and thinks that this is a real story. It’s merely making a comment on Boeing’s lackadaisical attitude towards the quality of their aircraft.
Right on.
give it a rest … my goodness ..
Considering I’m flying to Norway next week, this post only adds to my anxiety. You give it a rest.
Yes, twisted and sick! Those were people’s loved ones that were part of the display. So flippant without any empathy or remorse.
It’s not a real story moron. It is satire commenting on Boeing’s poor quality control as of late.
That is one sick person who would try to make light of a plane exploding in midair that had to have many deaths. And why doesn’t the 3rd grade journalist write anything about where and when that happened or anything else about the horrible accident?
It’s not a real story moron. It is satire commenting on Boeing’s poor quality control as of late.
“To those who enjoyed the beautiful display of pyrotechnics in the sky, you are so welcome. This experience certainly illustrates what a diverse and beautiful boiling pot this country is, where a single event can get such different responses from people. Happy Fourth of July, everybody. Be safe out there.” said Boeing CEO Dave Calhoun. Really… just wow, how can a CEO make a comment such as this, have you lost your mind, oh wait, you have no mind to even utter these words. Loss of life Mr. CEO is no time for joking!!
It’s not a real story moron. It is satire commenting on Boeing’s poor quality control as of late.
Boeing go Boom!
This is pretty funny on a lot of levels.
The Boeing CEO should be ashamed for such a statement and immediately fired! ALL Boeing planes need to be grounded until they can be certified safe!
It’s not a real story moron. It is satire commenting on Boeing’s poor quality control as of late. Don’t believe everything you read on the internet.
I must be stupid! At first i thought this was real, until i read the comment made by the Boeing CEO. Did he really make that comment? If so, no wonder Boeing is in trouble and Joe King must be a real shit head.
What and when?
Was this a real event or just chatter?
It seems like the jester (joker) logo for this site would be a clue that anything Joe King posts here is a spoof, you know – satire, a time-honored form of humor. I guess it’s part of the fun each time to see how many people take the posts literally and react all outraged. Try Googling “Satire” people. You’ll learn something.
It’s not real, and it’s not satire. It only shows the moronic stupidity of our dumbed down, low I.Q., low information society of today……and getting worse!! Thank you satanic democrats and the communist NEA!!!!
I didn’t find it funny. I suppose some people do. The rest of you should GET. OVER IT . Freedom of Speech is about people, whom I don’t like, saying things, that I don’t like.
You may not like the comment, but it’s definitely satire. You may not like or understand satire, but it’s been around a long time and can be very useful in pointing out absurdity.
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sat·ire /ˈsaˌtī(ə)r/ noun
the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people’s stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues.
“the crude satire seems to be directed at the fashionable protest singers of the time”
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What the F,,, is wrong with you!!
Is this a fake post?
It’s not a real story moron. It is satire commenting on Boeing’s poor quality control as of late. Don’t believe everything you read on the internet.
For all of you dummies out there, when you see a site like this, especially with a logo of a jester, with a “reporter’s” name of Joe King (joking?); if you are still not sure whether it’s real or not, try looking at the “about” link on almost every website that will tell you whether it’s a real news site or not. I really fear for the future of mankind with all the stupid people out there. God save us!
Too many people read and believe anything they see on the internet, never taking even a minute to consider the source or purpose of the article/story/meme. I think I’ve heard them called “low information” consumers. If only they’d take the same critical approach to everything they hear or see on MSM.
What you’ve said is true. The saddest part about all of it is that those easily fooled people are allowed to vote. The consequence is that we are stuck with the DNC, the complicit media and dolts like Biden/Harris.