Gavin Newsom briefly shocked the nation Tuesday night after accidentally admitting one widely known truth while appearing on Jimmy Kimmel: California is, in fact, wildly overregulated — sources have confirmed.
The awkward moment reportedly occurred when Kimmel asked if California might be “a little overregulated,” a question Newsom answered with a dangerous burst of honesty before his brain could consult the official Democratic Excuse Handbook.
“Yes,” Newsom said, immediately triggering sirens, flashing lights, and three frantic aides sprinting onto the stage waving cue cards reading BLAME CLIMATE CHANGE and MENTION TRUMP.
Audience members say the room fell silent as producers attempted to reboot the governor by handing him a triple-shot oat milk latte and whispering the phrase “Abundance Agenda” into his ear until he began speaking again.
However, realizing the audience wasn’t exactly “vibing” with him, Newsom quickly pivoted and strategically announced he would work on reducing the very regulations he and his fellow Democrats spent decades proudly creating.
Political analysts described the moment as the policy equivalent of a man announcing a bold rescue plan to save a house moments after admitting he personally built the flamethrower factory next door.
Meanwhile Kimmel reportedly nodded along thoughtfully, relieved the conversation had shifted away from his show’s ratings.
As of press time, Newsom had clarified his leadership philosophy: he still has absolutely no idea what he’s doing, but he plans to write several inspirational books about it.
Truth always comes out in strange ways..
I hate the no good lying demo-RATs, America needs to vote them out of office !
Did you watch Kimmel? Your tale of events is not how it happened!! There were no aides rushing the stage!! There was no oat milk being delivered!! Don’t you think the tape can be reviewed, go look it up!! It’s a shame everyone of you maga ninnies have to lie!! Just because lil old felon don lies as easy as he breathes, even if the truth would work better, think the rest of the cult could try and do better!!! What are you teaching your children?? That it’s okay to lie and defame?? Would like that to happen to you or your family?? Have a little tact and take responsibility for your accusations!!
Satire. You ignorant ignorant individual.
See if you can stop a train with your face.
Christine need to take her Prozac and a TRIPLE OAT LATTE. This is satire you crazy loon.
IT doesn’t surprise me that the mentally deficient Democraps have no grasp of sarcasm. You can only assume that when they say something that a normal person would say as sarcasm they say it as a hole hearted fact.
You can’t be serious! You’re that obtuse?
Lighten up, woman.
You DA, ever heard of parody?7
You DA, ever heard of parody? That’s an angry liberal right there 🤣
You really dont get it do you! This is another thing about democrats, they have no sense of humor. All that was said wasnt meant literally but you can bet someone was a whispering in Newsomes ear to help him turn away from the truth he just told that Calif is over regulated and it cost all its citzens every day! I live here and i know. Trump exaggerates but he doesnt right out lie. You democrats have been caught in so many lies it damn crazy!
now you know how the democrats operat all the time haha take that 🙂
That’s the first honest statement I’ve heard him utter. California is extraordinarily overegulated over taxed andoverr controlled controlled. He is a walking, talking waste of time and should step down immediately!
Boy do I agree with you! I cant believe he thinks he could win the presidency, but there are alot of brainwashed stupid people.that will vote for him. God help us if any of those planning to run would win and God help us keep the house and senate this coming election!!!
Christine is at least right about reporting the truth without embellishments.
You turn people off with sarcasm. Stay with the facts
I can see that you stopped the train.
I concur. I ask that the writers be less subtle. Us people in the public only have so much time to dedicate to getting news. If you include sarcasm (which is often close to believable, with leftists and Democrats), please find a way to clearly mark it.
Do you listen to yourself? You must be a liberal. THIS IS FREAKIN SATIRE, wake up!
So many democrats are so ignorant!!!
Does anyone care anymore what Newscum says or does it’s all bullsh-t anyway. He’s totally finished his career is totally over a lying corrupt clown that bankrupted his own state and buried billions of taxpayers money is as corrupt as the come. He learned from the best his corrupt ant Pelosi two major corrupt politicians burying everything they can. Problem is it’s all coming out now the corruption is speaking on its own and where did all,the taxpayers money go to.
The author is JK Round. How much more of a hint do you need? Maybe a cartoon picture would help?!?! That was sarcasm
Not to mention the jester avatar. It makes me sad that so many Americans are this stupid.
I like your sarcasm. We need to laugh during these crazy times!
Lefties/democrats cannot think – they have no brains.
We live in California. My wife and I are both retired and struggling in the CA economy. The amount of money this state collects every day just from highway and bridge tolls is staggering. Where’s all the money going?? When and IF it ever happens, the investigation into the fraud, waste and abuse will make Tim Waltz and Minnesota’s corruption look like child’s play. And IF they ever break through to reveal the China (CCP) connection – All I can say is most Conservatives believe that many Democrat (Socialist Progressive) legislators in this state Government, including many of those Legislators that Californians sent to Washington D.C. Will be exposed as Traitors to the welfare of their constituents and Betrayers of their solemn oath to defend the Constitution of the United States. Due to our Medical situation – we are stuck here but as soon as we can we will leave this politically God Forsaken State.
Obviously you folks at the Dailyskrape have not gotten the verbal memo from Newsom’s press agent that poor Gavin can’t read!!😢🤣