Governor Gavin Newsom has slashed California’s fire budget by $100 million to fund two state-of-the-art electric vehicle (EV) charging stations, sources have confirmed.
The controversial move aims to accelerate the state’s green transition, even as critics argue it might literally fuel more wildfires.
The two charging stations, set to be the most technologically advanced yet, will feature solar-powered roofs, bamboo benches, and artisanal water fountains. “It’s about setting a standard,” Newsom boasted at the ribbon-cutting ceremony, held at one of the soon-to-be-busy sites in downtown San Francisco. “We can’t let a little fire distract us from saving the planet.”
Firefighters across the state expressed their frustration by dousing their fire trucks in eco-friendly glitter, symbolizing their “sparkling new approach” to combating fires with reduced resources. “Maybe we can ask the fires to charge up before they spread,” quipped one firefighter, sharpening his axe on a solar panel.
Meanwhile, environmentalists praised Newsom’s commitment to sustainability, albeit quietly, as to not spark any actual sparks in the drought-stricken state.
As of press time, Californians were reportedly googling “DIY firefighting” while charging their Teslas at the new, shiny, and fire-aware stations.
I love that Newsome did that! No point in fighting the fires which will just get worse if we don’t at least try to stop using oil and gas.
The hypocrisy lies in the fact that the state gives Big Oil about $8 million a year in tax breaks, tax credits and subsidies. So don’t tell me he is doing everything he can to reduce carbon emissions and switch to green energy.n
I meant the state gives $8 Billion a year to Big Oil, not million.
Newsum knows if he subsidizes them for long enough, they’ll eventually be completely under his control (meaning they contribute to his hair-styling-gel-fund, and he won’t even go anywhere near the French Quarter without it).
This governor is a self serving egotistical vile self-centered spoiled man He needs to go away . People that vote for him are not equipped to know facts they believe anything he says ..
Asshole
I don’t live in CA but from what I know about Newson he’s a useless self serving joke. Why citizens should vote for him is beyond me, I wouldn’t have. Sad. The fires are heartbreaking to watch.
It really is sad and even sadder if they vote for this narcissist again.
My family and I left Kalifornia because of Newscum. Y’all voted for him, Y’all deserve everything you are getting from him, and the mayor Karen Bass.
Hey Commie Joe, hope you are on board with this (D)emented demon’s GREEN ENERGY SCAM that is nothing more than an imprisonment of you and the rest of AMERIKA living in little houses the size of a garage in a blue run “SHITTY” so that they can watch your every move, ASSHOLE!
I’ve come up with the perfect solution to those stupid Cali-PORN-ians that haven’t figured out by now not to vote *D)emon because all you get is HELL-FIRE, literally and figuratively!
I’ve come up with the perfect solution for those poor unfortunate Californians that have lost there homes but luckily not their lives! This Federal Government i. e. REGIME MUST award those sheeple the amount of money there house was valued at! They can choose to rebuild or be smart and get the hell out of Communist Cali-PORN-ia and buy a home in another state!
After all, if this outgoing and out-of-mind REGIME can dump BILLIONS on a foreign country to kill most of their young men and destroy their infrastructure while starting WW III and getting kickbacks at the sam time than they MUST be made to take care of these AMERIKAN refugees! I almost forgot about the millions thrown at these illegal rats streaming into our THIRD WORLD BANANA REPUBLIC! Thanks Commie Joe and the rest of the (D)emons that are living LARGE and in CHARGE, hopefully that will all be ended or as I wisely affirm REVOLUTION will be the SOLUTION!
Hey Commie Joe, I’m sure that you are proud of this GREEN ENERGY-LESS scam that is nothing more than a ploy to enrich themselves while working towards herding up you sheeple into mini-houses the size of a garage! into cities where they can be watched, every move, by cameras! WTFU,
Gruesome newsom! Another schitt eater!
Sad thing is, many who fled Kalifornia in the past bring the idiotic liberal B.S. with them to whatever state then flee to.
California voted for what they are receiving this state catches fire every year and yet they cut the fire dept budget, emptied a resource to fight fires with for almost a year for a smelt, didn’t do forest management of cleaning up forest debris but they Will fight to keep illegal criminals in their State and make it heir tax payers pay to support them, they dictate what their citizens will drive and how they will live . This is every voter in California’s fault they are so busy telling me he rest of us how to live that they don’t pay attention to what their State government is not doing to keep them safe or even trying to prevent these fires from happening, Many states have had disasters happen Ohio, Hawaii, Hurricane hit States and yet this Biden regime ignored these disasters along with a day of media coverage from the so called journalist, But when a man made disaster in dark blue California happens it is straight none stop news coverage and government attention from the start unlike the other states that had to wait for senile Biden to get off vacation, and Harris back from her photo op with Vogue. The death toll from the hurricanes out numbered this fire by hundreds of victims, But because it was bad optics for the Democrats elections media stopped reporting these peoples struggles after a couple of days. California voters failed themselves and unlike other disasters in other States because they are Blue they s biased government will promise 100 percent to their relief because they all had Harris signs in their yards. Karma is a bit* h you are reaping what you sowed you voted for this California. Only the rich can afford to live in California, and illegals, and criminals