Controversial Hollywood director Oliver Stone has reportedly been focusing on nothing else except his new film about Donald Trump ever since the attempt on his life earlier this week, sources have confirmed.
“I haven’t had a good idea in years, but suddenly my writer’s block is gone!” exclaimed Stone, director of films including JFK, Nixon, and W. “I didn’t really feel like making a movie about any Obama or Biden stuff, but an inexperienced shooter with an elusive motive somehow slipping past security and getting a clear shot at the President and then just narrowly missing? Hoo baby. This is going to be my finest work yet.”
Though movie fans are eagerly awaiting the director’s latest political drama, many involved with the whirlwind production were reportedly confused by its slapdash nature.
“I’m not even sure what we’re doing here,” said Josh Brolin, who stars as Donald Trump in the upcoming film. “As far as I can tell, [Oliver] Stone is alleging that there was a combination of different shooters, holograms, and aliens impersonating humans that day in Butler, Pennsylvania. I’m not sure it’s that deep, Oliver, but whatever. Do your thing.”
As of press time, Stone told reporters he’s pretty sure he could get the movie finished in a week if anyone could score him some “nose candy.”
Mixed Feelings on this. We will probably never know what really happened with all of the failures that allowed this to happen. Will have to reserve judgement for when the movie comes out.
He could find the nose candy at the Biden house I’m sure Hunter would share
While I’m sure Hunter has enough booger sugar for everybody (even including 10% off the top for “the big guy”) he doesn’t strike me as willing to share. Actually, he seems like a stingy prick.
Hopefully most of it will be based on facts? Not all speculation–seriously we need to know How the hell did a 20 year breach the supposedly guarded boundaries to get close enough to shoot Trump? And I’m not buying incompetency!! Our tax dollars hard at work? I do not want my tax dollars going towards shooting our American Presidents!!