Progressive activists nationwide reportedly suffered simultaneous emotional whiplash this week after Florida Panthers forward Matthew Tkachuk openly admitted that visiting the White House with the President of the United States was “awesome,” Sources have confirmed
The comment immediately triggered emergency response meetings across legacy media, where analysts struggled to understand how a professional athlete could enjoy anything without first expressing visible guilt.
AOC released a whiny statement saying, “I can’t believe this young man just said he’s happy to be in the White House with HIM. He’s clearly not aware that we the people hate Trump and prefer our public figures vaguely miserable at all times.”
Reporters attempted to regain control by repeatedly asking Tkachuk which part of the visit he enjoyed the least.
The hockey player appeared confused and responded, “I’m a hockey player visiting the White House with the president of the United States. What do you mean? It’s all the best part,” causing several journalists to reportedly stare into the middle distance.
Schumer later warned that allowing athletes to enjoy visits with the President at the White House could “normalize pride,” while Tim Walz announced a task force to investigate why Americans still think the White House is cool despite being told otherwise.
Progressive activists quickly took to Bluesky to post furious rants and hateful slurs about Tkachuk, Trump, and America itself, while users on X responded by praising the athlete and the visit, a development media experts described as “deeply concerning Republican aggression.”
As of press time, Tim Walz was overheard asking AOC do you think this is enough to draw attention from me?
Wouldn’t it be cool if Trumps new Ballroom is big enough to put in a hockey rink ?
U.F.C. In the front…
Hockey in the back !
That would be the coolest Commander in Chief house ever !
Why waste time with anything the Progressive/Left does or says – it’s all useless gook – no-sense, nonsense. Hell, they can’t even define what a woman is. By the way, how do they define a man? … Oh yeah, they probably can’t do that either because there are no “men” on the “Progressive” side.
Man :
Person who can be “cured” by becoming a woman ?
( whatever being a woman means ? )
We need to get all “progressives” out of government and media.
“Progressive” policies are a waste of time, money and energy.
“Progressive” = STUPID