Get ready for a knockout celebration, as Trump plans a UFC cage match on the White House lawn for America’s 250th birthday, sources have confirmed.
President Trump, never one to shy away from spectacle, reportedly wants to mark July 4, 2026, with a star-spangled brawl featuring Conor McGregor, who’s already tweeted, “Count me in, MAGA style!”
The event, dubbed “UFC 1776,” will transform the South Lawn into a red, white, and blue octagon, with Trump himself refereeing in a star-spangled suit.
Insiders say he’s pitching a “Patriot Punch-Out” where fighters wear colonial-era wigs.
McGregor’s opponent? Rumors swirl it could be a hologram of Hakeem Jeffries.
The Secret Service is scrambling secure the event, while liberals clutch their pearls, decrying the “barbaric” plan.
Trump supporters, however, are hyped, with MAGA hats already sporting “Make Fights Great Again” slogans.
As of press time, Melania was reportedly knitting tiny tricorn hats for the first 100 spectators.
