After quietly stewing in her cabin on the hill following the election last month, Kamala Harris has finally revealed her next plan: she’s going to attempt to steal Christmas.
“I MUST find some way to stop Christmas from coming!” said Harris, looking out the window of her house just north of Whoville. “If they won’t elect me, I’ll show them that nobody deserves to have anything nice! I may not have been able to steal this election, but I’ll be damned if they stop me from stealing Christmas.”
Local children were worried about the prospect of a local grinch potentially absconding with their favorite holiday of the year.
“The s-s-scary lady wants to steal Cwismas?” asked Joey Harper, an adorable local child that had hoped to receive a remote controlled car this year. “Maybe she will come down here and see that we’re not all so bad just because my mommy and daddy didn’t want her to be Pwesident. Lighten up, lady.”
As of press time, Harris had been rushed by ambulance to see a cardiologist after her heart reportedly grew at a rapid and alarming rate upon learning the true meaning of Christmas.
Good news, it wasn’t her heart. It was gas. Her heart is still two sizes too small.
Spot on Rob !!!
Most people proved last month that they didn’t care about Harris as she showed herself to be a phony and really didn’t care about the people. Harris was only a puppet for the elite’s super rich that want to destroy America and its people. By making a worse economy whereby people have to give up their homes and the elite would buy them up at very low prices. Then years later as the economy got better (under their control) they would sell them at huge profits.
The uneducated stupid republicans proved they hate America by electing trump. Kamala Harris is clearly the better candidate even with jizz on her chin and word salads. I personally voted for her multiple times, as California allows.
You are very uneducated! Typical uninformed idiot! Feel very sorry for you!
I have a bachelor’s in gender studies, with a minor in pronouns. I also graduated sphincter cum laud in art and crafts. So there!!
me thinks you have been drinking with the ho
So, was it the DNC or Lonesome George that assigned you to troll here? Seems you’d go anywhere for a buck.
Er, folks, I think this is satire.
Good one Sharon 🤣.
I love a good satire, like this article. Funny how people like Stephen can’t pick up on satire, they would rather spew hate than actual thing.
Keep it up Sharon.
Just proves how dumb democrats really are they would vote for a monkey if it say democrat. The problem was the monkey they picked was a lying corrupt democrat asshole. Every day she said the border secure so how did 15 million illegals get here also she was secretly flying them in from other countries late at night. She accomplished absolutely nothing in three and half years. She can’t have a normal conversation without gibberish coming out of her mouth.
Need a TelePrompTer to speak every word she would never speak off handed. She only became VP because Biden wanted a Token period. Her whole life career she was pushed up the ladder because of others hard work that she took credit for. Put America into Trillions and Trillions of dollars in our national debit. Wasted 2 billion dollars on a corrupt campaign and you want that asshole as president your stupider than her. Time for Trump to fix America MAGA.
All of the Illegals should be rounded up and sent to Frisc, L A, and San Diego Then build a wallextending from the tip of California going to Canada to wall of WA, Ore, and Cal.
Just east Oregon Washington and California. The west side are all magas.
All those Sanctuary areas should be encouraged. After they are overflowing with illegals and the local people have to bear the cost, those areas will turn red too
She going to steal Christmas unless Santa is portrayed as Black and speaks Hindi. How? She will review, {that
it was not Wille that got her under the sheets. It was “Santa!!” who forced her between the sheets. Where he took
her innocence. He raped her with his red suit on}. “MAGA done do it.”
Totally uneducated fool!