Whoopi Goldberg reportedly dialed into the secret “Woke Emergency Hotline” this week after Democrats accidentally admitted Joe Biden wasn’t all there, sources have confirmed.
According to insiders, the hotline was established in 2020 to provide rapid-response therapy for celebrities whenever reality collides with progressive talking points.
On the call, Goldberg allegedly screamed, “Why didn’t we keep our mouths shut?!” while operators calmly reminded her that Democrats had already spent four years insisting Biden was “sharp as a tack.”
One handler was overheard advising her to “just blame Trump again” and hang up.
Critics pointed out that conservatives were never fooled, noting that even Stevie Wonder could see the signs of Biden’s decline.
Republicans added that the only people surprised by his collapse were the same ones who believed CNN was still a news network.
As of press time, hotline operators confirmed they were fully booked with calls from panicked celebrities demanding refunds for their Biden 2024 bumper stickers.
She has never had a rain!
Whoopi is just a true lying brain dead ghetto igger just like Biden is and was. No class just a big Black mouth hoodie. You can’t teach her anything turds get flushed. She’s like a dingleberry just hanging on.
Omg, leave President Biden alone, we all age and forget things. You will all be there one day as well.
Maybe but we don’t play president and destroy a country and get our military people killed and leave Billions of military equipment behind. And play patty cake with Russia.
This is what happens when the brain is missing In her case there never was one
Goldberg is a brain dead flake.