LOS ANGELES — After weeks of California-style “emergency management,” EPA’s Lee Zeldin reportedly blasted Governor Gavin Newsom and Mayor Karen Bass, telling them to “get off their asses” — before quickly retracting the statement, saying, “Actually, never mind. Let’s have someone competent do it,” sources have confirmed.
Months after the federal government cleared miles of burn debris and hazardous waste, state and local officials allegedly spent $12 million hosting resilience-themed press conferences featuring mood lighting, gluten-free grazing tables, and a spoken-word performance titled “We Are the Future .”
Insiders say Newsom’s team has been hard at work designing a new logo for “The California Recovery Experience,” rumored to feature a golden bear holding a selfie stick while riding an electric scooter.
Meanwhile, Bass’s office reportedly formed a committee to “explore the emotional landscape of people who smelled smoke on social media.”
When asked about progress, Newsom said California was “moving toward action-adjacent discussions,” proudly adding that “leadership is a vibe, not a verb.”
As of press time, both Bass and Newsom were reportedly drafting a bill to rebrand “federal funding” as “payments for existing in California,” with a subcommittee exploring whether to tax optimism and license the use of common sense.
Newsom told CNN, that Trump is “a threat to democracy”. President Trump is a threat to DEMOCRAT – cy.
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Newscum and ass are idiots ,if they ran a 7/11 store it would of claimed bankruptcy, these 2 morons are an example of what incompetence is ,So many have left the third world country that they created with they’re incompetence.
You’re incompetence shows.
Ask ? When did it become acceptable for judges and mayors / governors to be above the president. All of which take and oath to uphold the constitution. Article 6 of our constitution doesn’t allow states to interfere with federal enforcement! And since Antifa is a Terrorists organization Why are they being allowed to Attack They Just did a Berkeley. Terrorists are shot not coddled Where are you Patel ?
Newsom is Pelosi’s nephew.
Now that the evil thief is leaving . Her daughter thinks she should take her place.
Like the Clintons. Who are grooming her idiot daughter to be president
These families are under the impression that they still own Americans as slaves
Democrats were and are the slave plantation owners