As Halloween approaches, many notable politicians have given The Daily Skrape a sneak peak at the spooky attire they plan on donning for this year’s festivities. Curious to see what your favorite (or least favorite!) politicians are dressing up as this Halloween? We’ve got the exclusive scoop with hilarious photos of Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Kamala Harris, Joe Biden, and MORE!
Donald Trump – Oompa Loompa
As polls continue to show a deadlocked Presidential race, Trump is reportedly finally giving in to a longstanding public demand to appear as one of Willy Wonka’s famous helpers. Rumors that Barron will appear as Charlie remain unconfirmed.
Hillary Clinton – Ninja Assassin
The former first lady is so excited about her ninja assassin costume that she’s reportedly been seen wearing it several times around town already this year, according to anonymous sources that mysteriously vanished afterwards.
Joe Biden – Person That is Alive
Biden plans on attending the White House’s Halloween event with an elaborate series of machines that will display healthy vital signs at all times, regardless of his declining health. Known to Halloween stores as “The Jimmy Carter.”
Mitt Romney – Frankenstein
At least we hope that’s what’s going on here. Is Mitt okay?
Bill Clinton – Austin Powers
In what he’s described as “the role I was born to play,” the former President has reportedly been practicing his British accent for weeks, as well as coercing several volunteer interns from The William J. Clinton Foundation to surround him at all times. Yeah, baby.
Ted Cruz – Grandpa Munster
Trump suggested this idea out loud one day, and Cruz was at a Spirit Halloween trying on capes 30 minutes later. Witnesses said they hadn’t seen him move that fast since he scrambled to get out of Texas during that storm.
J.D. Vance – His Favorite Couch
The less said about this, the better. You can look it up if you want, but don’t say we didn’t warn you.
Ron DeSantis – Meatball
After weeks of speculation, DeSantis has decided to fully embrace the “Meatball Ron” meme. Sources say his costume is a giant meatball suit—complete with marinara stains and a campaign promise to “spice things up.”
Russell Brand – Jesus Christ
Uh, he knows it’s Halloween, right? I’m going to give him the benefit of the doubt here and say he does, yes. Great costume, Russell.
Kamala Harris – Sober
Perhaps the best part of Halloween is the chance for both children and adults to pretend to be something else, even if it’s just for that one fantastic evening.
hillary as herself, a witch, kamil toe harris as herself, a dummy,and all the dnc as themselves, satan’s spawn.
This was one of the BEST Daily Skrapes! LMAO when I saw the Killary pic!
You left out Walz as Wilbur.