In a shocking twist, Wisconsin Governor Tony Evers has been projected as this year’s NFL Draft Mr. Irrelevant after a cringe-inducing performance at Green Bay’s Pro Day, sources have confirmed.
The Democrat, known for vetoing bills faster than a cornerback blitz, attempted to showcase his “athletic prowess” by tossing a football—only to spiral it straight into a hot dog stand.
Scouts clocked his 40-yard dash at a leisurely 12 seconds, with one noting, “He stopped to sign a budget bill mid-run.”
Evers’ viral video, dubbed “The Great Wisconsin Wobble,” drew jeers from conservative fans, who chanted, “Stick to Madison!”
Packers officials, expecting a tourism boost from the 2025 Draft, winced as Evers’ antics overshadowed the event’s $94 million economic promise.
Insiders report NFL teams passed on him, citing “insufficient leadership” and “excessive fumbles on policy.” Even the Bears, desperate for talent, declined.
As of press time, Evers was reportedly practicing his concession speech in a Lambeau Field janitor’s closet, insisting, “I’m still a first-round pick in bureaucracy!”
If there’s a wrong way – or stupid way – of doing anything, count on a democrat.