Karine Jean-Pierre ditched the Democrats to “independently verify” Biden’s presidential fitness, sources have confirmed.
The former White House Press Secretary, fed up with “party spin,” announced her rogue mission on X, vowing to assess Biden’s “sharpness” sans liberal bias.
Right-wing posters cheered, dubbing her “KJP: Truth Sleuth,” while MAGA memes cast her as a patriot escaping “Biden’s sinking ship.”
Critics suspect she’s dodging accountability for years of “dodging questions,” with DOGE probing her exit’s timing.
Jean-Pierre’s “Biden Fitness Test” reportedly includes gauging his stair-climbing and ice cream-eating stamina, but insiders say she’s already stumped by his nap schedule.
GOP hawks praise her “defection,” linking it to whispers of Biden’s “dimming wattage.”
Dems cried betrayal, accusing her of “grandstanding for a Fox News gig.”
As of press time, Jean-Pierre was spotted chasing Biden’s motorcade with a clipboard, shouting, “One more coherent sentence, sir!”
This person is a liar through and through . Never one bit of truth ever touched those lips.
She lies to herself about her own gender. She lies to the entire world without flinching or skipping a beat.
Wonder where she learned to lie that like this. Lying is something you acquire. You are not born a liar. It always goes back to the old saying You run with the dogs. You get up with fleas . I hope she wakes up ! Her soul is in danger because of her habits .
She is total scum
Jail her for lying to us
She will never get a Fox Host Job.
How quickly you forget !
All 4 yrs of Bidens term . Fix the as with the other media’s.
Watch out ! They are a chameleon. Murdock’s 3 ginger children are about to take over . They voted against the older son . Just wait ! The other shoe has not fallen Go back and watch has Harris Faulkner called Newt Gringrich a liar and cut him off . The only difference I see is They are kissing ass to get people to forget like you have. For 4 yrs they spewed the hate toward Americans and Trump.
They are not our friends !