WASHINGTON, D.C. — After days of pretending to “fight for the people,” Democrats accidentally admitted they’re actually fighting to protect billion-dollar subsidies for massive insurance companies, sources have confirmed.
At a hastily arranged press conference, Dem leader Chucky Schumer announced the party’s new slogan, “We Care About the Rich Who Care About Us,” moments before hiding behind a stack of corporate donation checks.
The confession came after Jon Stewart comically told the truth on air, triggering a wave of panic through the Democratic ranks.
According to insiders, several senators fainted upon realizing they’d been defending corporate greed while wearing “Tax the Rich” pins.
In a bid to control the narrative, party strategists unveiled a “Progressive Equity Investment Fund” that promises to redistribute taxpayer money to “emotionally sensitive billionaires” committed to fighting climate change via private jets.
One Democratic aide clarified, “It’s not hypocrisy — it’s inclusive capitalism. These billionaires identify as middle class.”
Meanwhile, President Trump and Vice President Vance called the revelation “the most honest Democratic statement since 1964,” before announcing a plan to replace insurance subsidies with “actual healthcare.”
And as the dust settled over Capitol Hill, onlookers said it almost looked poetic — Democratic leaders sprinting down Pennsylvania Avenue, desperately trying to outrun a massive cloud of truth slowly rolling over Washington, shining beams of logic and reality on everything they swore to keep in the dark.
As of press time, Schumer’s office was drafting new legislation to officially declare corporate lobbyists “essential workers for democracy.”
Yeah! Such is the truth! Demoncrats only care about themselves! The should have been aborted, which they supposedly care so much about, as long as they are alive, forget about the murdered children!
I am sick to death of all Democrats. They shut down the government for illegals aid, what the heck about American people? If illegals want to be in our country, do it right and pay for themselves. Otherwise, all Democrats should let the illegals live in their homes and they can support them with all their money that they are taking from us!!
I do agree with you on this one but the Demorats showed their true colors when they took some to Martha’s Vineyard. They had a fit about them being there. They sent them to other Blue states for us to take care of them . I am so glad I left the corrupt Demorats Party. Never looking back
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Congress members are receiving pay, while thier staff are NOT! Speakes poorly of our Senate. Perhaps those democrats waiting for pay while thier loses are being paid will recognize what kind of people the Democrats in Senate are, and become reasonable Republicans!
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Americans plz do your homework ? There are genuine people with health and disabilities that deserve Food stamps / welfare .But do not get any help . Being illegal or black is not a qualification for either program . People who pop out babies and are able to work Should do what the rest of us have to. Grow up and work But if they do The Democrats have no base.
Think about that Americans who work for their living !! Not one rioter is doing one thing for America. Everyone can look up any politicians things they voted for . Its eye opening. Democrats sit with their $6000 a month cost of living And their pay . Lyndon Johnson was responsible for welfare His soul purpose was to keep black people slaves forever Plus they use the treasury as their own. It’s a known fact that illegals and blacks dominate the welfare /snap programs. Illegals come to this country and get $4000 immediately . While Americans who have worked 50 yrs and it’s their money Only get $1200 and no snap especially if you are white. I have seen too many black people pop out another baby when the last headstart baby moves up. Just to keep the money rolling. Muslims are now moving up on those programs. It’s against the law to be married to more than one wife. But unvetted Muslims Come with 10 wives and 20+ children all on our welfare. We are feeding and housing and taking care of every need of our enemies within. Who are systematically taking over America All while killing Americans
That’s why Democrats are in no hurry.To open the government! Their slaves believe their lies With every media pushing our deaths. Democrats smile as they keep blacks believing their lies Why ? Because well ! Lazy people think they are entitled to what others work for. Listen to those on snap declare war against the people who are working and it’s their money they live off of . We feed and clothe everyone of them . While every democrat in a democrat run state keeps voting to keep the government shutdown Trump didn’t do this They did. He inherited no money government that Bidens administration spent every penny we had on illegals and overseas. Like Ukraine’s war. While putting Americans at risk of being overtaken With a pink panty military and no military materials to fight with.
Before the fools in our streets actually cause another civil war .They are cowards behind their masks. And they complain about I e . Who they are targeting Democrats have always made themselves rich off of our treasury. Their ancestors were the original plantation owners And still rule blacks as off they still are It’s absolutely amazing. That any American stand and vote for KamalaHarris Her Paternal grandparents and Mom and Dad ran a real life slave plantation . There’s the reason the pretend black illegal feels so entitled.
Americans stop buying into their lies. I have seen their lies all of my life I am nearly 80 yrs old Republicans have all been wussies. There is no difference in either party.
These are fools in our streets Riots are not about justice for Americans. When those behind the paid for masks are over 98% illegals.
You think this is bad, just wait and see what isvto come in NEW YORK, VIRGINIA, and NEW JERSEY if the Democrats win the Governorship and Mayors office.
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Since democrats who took and oath to serve for all Americans not illegals Ever sit in our house again . Biden will look like a baby . And their will be no end to there cruelty. They are getting paid by our taxes while calling for their idiots to kill and destroy our entire country. And murder us.
Why are they still spewing out those attacks ? And not in jail ? Every one of us had better be ready