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Biden Reportedly Planning One Big Gaffe To Go Out On

Joe King by Joe King
August 6, 2024
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In anticipation of his upcoming final days as American President, White House insiders have confirmed that Joe Biden is planning one big gaffe to go out on. 

“He’s cooking up something big, that’s all I can tell you,” said one anonymous Secret Service agent. “He won’t talk to us about it, but I saw some of his drawings in a notebook the other day, and wow. It looks like he’s trying to somehow fall off his bike while sniffing a little girl’s hair and calling someone by the wrong name, all at the same time. Pretty ambitious, but Joe Biden didn’t get to where he is now by half-assing anything, I’ll tell you that.” 



Though troubling to some, many reportedly related to Biden’s urge to go out with a big bang. 

“I don’t care for him or his politics one bit,” said local construction worker Nate Wallace. “But I definitely get the urge to go out in a way that makes people remember you. Sometimes people steal things from the job site or tell their boss off, but since his whole thing was stumbling around and making mistakes everywhere he went, I think a grand finale gaffe is a great choice. I admire it.” 

As of press time, Biden had reportedly booked a half hour of live television for his final day in office, making everyone in his inner circle a bit more nervous than they already were.

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Comments 20

  1. Creep In The Seat says:
    2 years ago

    Power hungry, CCP asset pedophile.

    Reply
  2. Joy says:
    2 years ago

    Five fingers and a thumb?

    Reply
  3. Carl says:
    2 years ago

    Poor President Jill. Who will she control now? No fun trying with a has-been!!!🤔

    Reply
    • rose says:
      2 years ago

      cant wait to see that woman go .. take her whole tribe with her .

      Reply
  4. Duties says:
    2 years ago

    Seriously, Shufflin Joe will not survive long after officially leaving office – though he unofficially hasn’t been on the job for the last three years. And that will suit Dems just fine. They can’t afford to have him inadvertently blurting out some forbidden truth in an interview with Tucker.

    Reply
    • rose says:
      2 years ago

      you got that right .. he needs to just STHU

      Reply
  5. CornPop says:
    2 years ago

    Maybe he’s gonna finally move out of Obama’s Whitehouse basement?

    Reply
    • John says:
      2 years ago

      Smiley 😊 face!

      Reply
  6. James P. Burke says:
    2 years ago

    BIDEN HAS LONG BEEN OBSOLETE AND DAMAGING TO OUR COUNTRY AS LAUGHING GIRL IS NOW.

    PRAY FOR BOTH OF THEM AND OUR COUNTRY.

    J BURKE 8/6/24

    Reply
  7. James P. Burke says:
    2 years ago

    SEE ABOVE

    Reply
  8. James P. Burke says:
    2 years ago

    BIDEN HAS LONG BEEN OBSOLETE AND DAMAGING TO OUR COUNTRY AS LAUGHING GIRL IS NOW. PRAY FOR BOTH OFTHEM AND OUR COUNTRY.

    Reply
    • James P. Burke says:
      2 years ago

      BIDEN HAS LONG BEEN OBSOLETE AND DAMAGING TO OUR COUNTRY AS LAUGHING GIRL IS NOW. PRAY FOR BOTH OF THEM AND OUR COUNTRY.

      Reply
  9. KayCee says:
    2 years ago

    Wont miss the sloppy seconds overbleach who took too much sun and wears furniture upholstery either, nor the cokehead.

    Reply
  10. Ron says:
    2 years ago

    Such a pathetic state we have reached in this country. Morons like Bidens running the show??? Morons like Harris in the ring?
    So disgraceful. What happened to intelligent people that used to be here?

    God Help US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Reply
  11. Letsgo Harris says:
    2 years ago

    Thank God for Trump.

    Reply
  12. Max says:
    2 years ago

    If Trump has a chance to win, he has got to stop the name calling and petty things he says and his campaign team is not doing a good job of trying to reach people that are not already in his support base. Now he has another strike against him. Now that Biden has exited, Republicans have the same age problem that the Democrats had and Vance is too unseasoned. There’s been another attempt on Trump’s life. The Left wants him dead & they have tried every trick in the book to neutralize him and they will keep trying. I firmly believe that it will take an act of God to get him back in the White House. Four years of Harris and what’s his name, our new president just may be Putin. Make no mistake about it, These two are Marxists/ Communists.

    Reply
    • So Tired! says:
      2 years ago

      I agree with you 100%; I know Trump is a name caller and says petty things but I can deal with that. I can’t deal with the thought of the cackling dead brain thing and the guy who let Minneapolis burn to the ground. We might as well just sit back and wait for the tanks to roll in if we don’t get Trump back in. Those two are so far left and brain dead and there are so many people out there even though prices are outrageous, this electric car farce has bombed out, the new Green Deal is not possible, it is impossible to buy a home, people are living off credit cards Biden has been acting dictatorial in more than one case, Harris got her upward mobility by way of Willie Brown and the border is killing us and there are those who will still vote Democrat. I can’t for the life of me understand it. Sorry for the run on sentence. I’m sure I left out more than a few things.

      Reply
  13. Kathryn says:
    2 years ago

    With the title of this article reading “…One Big Gaffe…,” Joe Biden’s Presidency has been ONE BIG GAFFE! Truly. Jill Biden should be arrested for elder abuse because she knew how ineffective he is and continued to push him to satisfy her sick, slimy goals, whatever they are. It’s been three plus years of misery for this country and Joe Biden needs to just fade away into the sunset and let the dynamic Donald Trump take the reins. Our country is absolutely desperate for President Trump and the entire country knows this. Trump can’t get back into the White House quickly enough to repair the HORRIFIC damage Joe Biden and his evil minions have dumped onto the United States.

    Reply
  14. Marty says:
    2 years ago

    I am with “So Tired”, says it all. Unbelievable that there are people out there still ready to vote for Kamala and Walz. What a disgrace that they
    don’t wake up and smell the roses. Laziness, or just plain stupid is what I call it for not paying attention and seeing what is actually happening to our great Country.
    Remember, what you sow, you will reap and perhaps weap a lot later. We are looking at Marxism and Communism at our front door…..God help us!

    Reply
  15. Eliot says:
    2 years ago

    This is what happens when you vote for who the AMERIKAN media tells you to!!

    Reply

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