Stephen Colbert reportedly escalated to DEFCON 1 levels of confusion this week after discovering that millions of Americans still support President Trump, prompting him to stare directly into the camera and demand, “Who are you?” before being immediately answered by the entire country at once, sources have confirmed
Witnesses say the moment triggered a nationwide response event, as hardware stores, diners, job sites, and gas stations across America briefly paused while ordinary citizens looked up and replied in unison, “We’re the people who stopped watching your show… you’re the one getting canceled.”
Colbert, now entering what insiders are calling the “angry monologue phase” of a collapsing late-night career, reportedly doubled down by performing increasingly theatrical impressions of Trump supporters, each one less recognizable than the last.
CBS executives were said to be monitoring the situation closely, occasionally poking their heads into the studio to confirm the audience still existed and hadn’t wandered off to watch literally anything else.
Sources inside the network say emergency writers’ room meetings have devolved into brainstorming sessions titled “Have We Tried Yelling Louder?” and “What If We Blame The Viewers Again?” while stagehands quietly begin packing up the set during commercial breaks just to save time.
Media analysts noted the poetic full-circle moment, as the same cancel culture Colbert championed for years finally returned like a boomerang with a studio badge.
As of press time, Colbert was still asking “Who are you?” while America responded by changing the channel.
What did he expect?
Anyone who supports a convicted felon, liar, thief, rapist and child molester and all around crazy person is not much better than he is and you deserve what you get!
Provide proof of your accusations of being a thief, a rapist, and a child molester. Also, anyone with a brain knows those were expired misdemeanors that were tortured into being felonies and proof was provided that no one was scammed or hurt. The bank has the repsonsibility of due dilligence in ascertaining the value of any property with which they hold a mortgage on. Get off your biased ass and learn something besides the crap poured out by the lying left media and the lying democrats.
Thank you. That was a clear and accurate presentation of the facts as related to the accusations. I get SO TIRED of hearing that list of false grievances by people too lazy or ignorant to do the digging.
Youre a dumbass but you keep on thinking like that!
Im a proud retired disabled Air Force Veteran! I served this country for twenty years as did my father! I was a truck driver also for 34 years! I served under Reagan, Carter, Both Bushes, Clinton, Obama, and thank God I escaped Biden!! I voted for all the above Democrat and Republican..Donald Trump is the greatest President in my lifetime and you can throw all those lies out there and only your loser liberal friends believe that bullshit!! Get your news from a variety of sources not just CNN or Msnbc or all those other leftist leaning bs shows! Sure is an awful lot of us out here that know Trump has faults but thst he truly loves America and wants whats best for us!! Do you have any faults? Have you ever made mistakes? We love him support him and all your nasty comments about him wont ever change that!! It makes us go more towards him!! MAGA
Anyone who can’t see that “felon” bs was nothing but a POLITICAL PLOY by the lying Democrat party, along with the complacent Democrat mouthpiece media and mor@ns like Colbert and other late night TDS sufferers, only in order to take out the leading opponent of the walking rotting corpse who was installed in the WH – who couldnt’ win relection on HIS OWN 🤣🤣🤣🤣 HOW DID THAT WORK OUT FOR YOU ?? Coming from the same party that advocates to protect criminal murderers, rapists and pedophiles in the country and for men to invade womens sports call Trump a pedophile.
typical lying , name calling cry baby loser. you are sad
I never voted for Bill Clinton
Suzie is talking about all the “attributes” of Joe Biden.
Demands To Know Who Trump Supporters Are? Any True Suporter can tell you that . Any Democrats can tell you that. They are true supporter Who care about the united States. Which we don’t have to ask you and Democrats who you are . We Know You are Hater ,zombies, people who thiink it ok to Brainwash people and kids in School, and cover up Hunter Biden doings like Human Trafficing.
It’s non of his business who Trumps supporters are but if the needs to know the ones that have a brain common sense and care about America
Trump supporters are the majority that elected him twice. CBS sure took long enough to “monitor him closely”. I turned the channel on him years ago
Late night talk has turned to hatred against Trump and nothing more. His cancellation is his own doing and can’t come fast enough.
I’m the one who’s going to fight tooth and nail to keep you from writing the script for an upcoming LOTR movie.
Good riddance Steve. We won & you lost, shut up.
Someone called Trump a child molester, I think you are confused.The role of the molester was best suited for Sleepy Joe Biden!!!!
So, the former administration didn’t lie to you everyday, they didn’t scam taxpayer dollars from us all and Biden didn’t take showers with his daughter. WTFU, get off your high horse and face reality for once in your sunshiney life.
When your boss is forced to watch you burn through their money, keeping 200+staff producing a crap product that, not only is losing his audience, but the whole late night market. Obviously CBS doesn’t have as deep of pockets ABC and the Mouse that doesn’t mind losing money judging by the movies they’re putting out.