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Ilhan Omar reportedly changed her birth year to qualify for elementary school, believing she'd finally become the smartest person in...

An Indiana Democrat announced he'd discovered the only way to deliver his campaign platform without hearing it himself was to...

FORT DIX, NJ — Sean “Diddy” Combs reportedly suffered a cartoonishly large forehead bump after slipping on baby oil he'd...

INGLEWOOD, CA: A lost Ravens fan joined a senior citizen Broncos brawl Sunday after mistaking two retirees fighting over a...

LOS ANGELES: A Republican candidate touring Skid Row caused California officials to activate emergency hair gel reserves after suggesting homelessness...

PARIS: French student activists demanding better education accidentally produced overwhelming evidence for their cause after burning down the building where...

LONDON: Nigel Farage unveiled a foreign policy hotline that automatically replaces hold music with the sound of tariffs increasing whenever...

NEW YORK: DSA officials unveiled a Criminal Concierge Desk Saturday after discovering that “sanctuary city” did not come with complimentary...

MARYLAND: A progressive festival’s socialism booth collapsed Saturday after organizers attempted to redistribute one attendee’s camping chair, sources have confirmed....

WASHINGTON: Chuck Schumer declared he wasn’t going anywhere after fellow Democrats replaced his office door with a retirement community shuttle...