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TEHRAN: Iran’s unseen Supreme Leader issued a message praising regime thugs Friday, prompting officials to insist the country was absolutely...

CHICAGO, IL: Obama Presidential Center leadership declared solidarity with exploited workers Thursday, then called security when those workers turned out...

OTTUMWA, IA — Former council member Matt Dalbey demanded a refund on eternal damnation Tuesday after security destroyed his homemade...

NEW YORK — Mayor Zohran Mamdani’s anti-hate announcement collapsed Tuesday when his head rotated mid-speech and his second face congratulated...

MINNESOTA — A Democratic mayor announced that her new gun ban would defeat criminals by finally informing them that breaking...

WASHINGTON — President Trump’s Treasury Department triggered America’s zombie recession after cutting off federal payments to dead recipients, leaving thousands...

BERLIN — German authorities uncovered a foreign espionage operation after discovering their former intelligence chief had spent twenty years bringing...

HOLLYWOOD: With November approaching, Hollywood millionaires launched Survivor: Beverly Hills, a revolutionary competition demanding the rich pay, provided someone else...

Charles Barkley converted Chris Cuomo’s interview desk into a basketball hoop Tuesday and dunked a progressive policy binder through it,...

BIG BEND, TX: A federal judge halted President Trump’s border wall after determining it threatened the Democrats’ annual migration of...