WASHINGTON, D.C. — Bill and Hillary Clinton have formally requested temporary access to the White House demolition site to “retrieve several personally significant items,” including a fainting couch, a Pier 1 hall lamp, a humidifier, and a “monogrammed cigar humidor,” sources have confirmed.
The request comes amid President Trump’s privately funded ballroom renovation — a concept that reportedly left the Clintons “confused and triggered,” as the only privately funded project during their administration involved Bill’s interns.
Sources say the couple arrived at the gate carrying reusable tote bags labeled “These Belong to Us, Probably.”
Hillary was heard muttering that “a few new end tables would be nice,” while Bill reportedly asked if the new ballroom had a saxophone lounge and “maybe a private study.”
According to medical professionals near the DNC, several individuals close to the Clintons — and possibly the former First Couple themselves — are showing symptoms of advanced TDS, including uncontrollable outbursts, spontaneous fainting at good news, and an inexplicable urge to redecorate with taxpayer-owned furniture.
As of press time, Secret Service agents were seen politely escorting the Clintons off the premises — after Hillary attempted to “reclaim” a chair that was bolted to the floor.
They thought it was a scavenger hunt!
Good call.
President William Howard Taft built the “Oval Office” in 1909. If it wasn’t for him, there would be no Oval Office nor Oval Office desk for President Bill Clinton to have screwed interns on !
Hillary Clinton is still pissed at President Taft…
She’s just taking it out on President Trump !
Still crooked Hillary
Ask?
Did Ahab and Jezebel bring back all the items they stole from our house ? When they left the White House the last time. They never owned anything That was not stolen.
Were they ever charged for the items they destroyed when leaving. Everything with keys was destroyed. You know Trump needs to make sure those items are not antiques own by Americans.
If they wanted access you can bet it was to put listening devices or bombs or bacterial diseases all over the place. Ask if his diseased man goo was removed from the entire place As his sexual encounters /rapes were upon every space
These two are the disgrace of America . And those who stand or voted for this putrid sexual deviant and his murdering wife Deserve to spend eternity in their special place with them . Pat Smith deserves 15 minutes alone with Jezebel.
The CLINTONS HAVE A LOT OF NERVE DEMANDING ANYTHING. THEY ARE DESPICABLE