Major, President Joe Biden’s German Shepherd, had his most recent controversial incident this morning, as he reportedly chewed up the original copy of the Constitution.
“Okay, now this is too far,” said an anonymous Secret Service worker who’s witnessed several of Major’s violent outbursts. “First he chews through about half of my coworkers in a single term, and now he trashes one of our nation’s sacred founding documents? This is crazy. Imagine if Donald Trump had a dog that ate people and the Constitution. You’d hear a lot more about it on the news, I assure you.”
Despite his consistently unacceptable actions, Biden insisted that Major was in fact a good dog, and worthy of being in The White House.
“I know how this looks, but it’s complicated,” said the 81-year-old president. “We can’t judge a dog by a few of its actions, or whether or not it continues, over and over, to prove himself unfit to be in the position of White House dog. No, we should listen to my press secretary when she assures everyone that it’s not a problem. Everything is fine, I assure you. Here, I’ll let you meet Major.”
As of press time, the author of this story was sadly mauled by President Biden’s dog. The White House Press Secretary assured everybody that this was not a problem.
Pres. Bidens German Shepard dog needsto be put to sleep.
A dog is ONLY AS GOOD AS ITS OWNER. It isn’t a bad dog but a bad owner. Look at Biden’s history with his own children. Still people who are hurt by his dog need to sue Biden for damages and have the courts cage the dog before someone gets killed. I cannot wait till this hack is out of office. Our Constitution lives even if his dog kills it in paper. Jesus come quickly and remove this evil we see among corruption.
Are you sick, you need help.
You are an A-hole .. Get a life …
Put Biden in a cage and keep the dog away from him. Those dogs attack ON COMMAND. Who is telling him {them} to attack??? That person needs put to sleep!!!
The first problem is the dogs were not trained. And yes, it is always better to have a trainer that is smarter than the dog. Secondly, they brought rescued dogs into an environment that was not suitable for them. It is not the dogs fault. It is the humans fault. Anyone, who says the dog needs to be put to sleep has no idea what they are talking about. Biden is a person who has not been in charge of himself. How do you expect him to be incharge of a GSD.
You need to put down, you sicko animal hater.
Obviously you’re socialist if you think it’s okay to do what that dog’s doing. He didn’t say nothing about putting the dog down and hurting the dog. It’s just your demented mind If you think it’s OK what that piece of s*** in the White House is done to this country, then you’re as sick as he is.
It’s plain to see that you do not respect our president in any way, which proves that you don’t respect anyone. Plus you hate animals. If a dog does not like you, there is a reason for that. Granted Major needs to go to obedience school to teach him some manners.
Put Biden in a cage and keep the dog away from him. Those dogs attack ON COMMAND. Who is telling him {them} to attack??? That person needs put to sleep!!!
This is total BS! The constitution is under glass for starters and when it IS taken out it is fully guarded! I call BS on this!
Agreed. Although the behavior in the WH Definitely indicates demonic influence. Maybe the dog is making a statement ..? If I were kept in that kind of company and atmosphere [likely with abuse or neglect], i would be biting people, and tearing things up as well!
This sort of thing won’t happen when Kristi is VP
FJB IS ON VIDEO ABUSING THESE POOR DOGS…I’M SURE HE’S NOT THE ONLY ONE EITHER…THEY ARE THE ONES THAT BELONG IN THE CAGE…THEY NEED RE-EDUCATION…
MORONS!
It’s a SATIRE!
These people believe that this is real and not satire!!! Absolutely amazing!!
The original Constitution is in a case in a museum.
Poor dog. Cranky old fart owner; nasty harpy owner’s wife; and, maybe all that cocaine snort left by Hunter and his buddies.
Free the dog! Put the rest to sleep.
By the way, you DO KNOW THIS IS A SATIRE SITE,, do you not?