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DOGE to Sniff Out Labor Department’s Own Violations

J.K. Around by J.K. Around
February 8, 2025
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In a twist of irony that could only unfold in Washington, Federal Judge John Bates has given the green light for the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) to investigate and eliminate any labor violations occurring within the Labor Department itself, sources have confirmed.

This decision comes after multiple reports surfaced alleging that the very department tasked with enforcing labor laws has been skirting around them.



“Who watches the watchmen? Apparently, DOGE does,” Judge Bates remarked during the ruling, prompting chuckles in the courtroom. The DOGE team, known for their no-nonsense approach and love for organizational charts, will now delve into the inner workings of the Labor Department, armed with spreadsheets and audit tools.

Critics argue that the move is like asking the fox to guard the henhouse, while supporters claim it’s about time someone cleaned house. “It’s efficiency inception,” joked one bureaucrat, “We’re auditing our auditors.”

The Labor Department has reportedly been on a coffee and doughnut run to prepare for the long nights ahead, as they scramble to tidy up their paperwork before DOGE’s arrival.

As of press time, DOGE agents were seen wearing T-shirts that read, “Make Efficiency Great Again,” as they marched into the Labor Department headquarters.

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Comments 6

  1. H Lee says:
    5 months ago

    Good news. My bet is that there will piles of corruption, affirmative action loads of employees , kickbacks, congressmen being given tons of perks, 40% of the overpaid workforce doing little or nothing, expense accounts with expensive hotels and fancy steak dinners at the beach for “retreats” to learn the new software which changes yearly or more. etc., etc., New company cars every two years, gas cards, etc., etc., etc. Home computers with internet and Netflex , etc.

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    • Gregcranmer says:
      5 months ago

      This shit has to Stop these Fucking people are going to FU FU Fu the Dem have done this cens WW11

      Reply
  2. Boyd P says:
    5 months ago

    Democrats have done this every time they get in office; it is just an elite few at the top, some in both parties doing this stealing from the people

    Reply
  3. Sue says:
    5 months ago

    It’s time these thieves go to prison they need to be held accountable and jailed.
    These corrupt people are stealing from the taxpayers their worst than armed robbery criminals
    At least you see them coming these government greedy bastards are stealing from every American. This sh-t got to stop and people held accountable.

    Reply
  4. 2004done says:
    5 months ago

    Even if DOGE found up to a trillion to cut, there would still be trillion(s?) left for the “establishment” to continue to subvert our Republic.

    Reply
  5. Carl says:
    5 months ago

    2004done. At least it is a start! They are nowhere near done either!

    Reply

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