After publicly walking back his previous endorsement of President Joe Biden, legendary pro wrestler Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson took things one step further by challenging him to a match at this weekend’s WrestleMania event, sources have confirmed.
“Listen up, you salty old bitch,” began a tirade of The Rock’s on last Friday’s episode of WWE SmackDown! “When The Rock is done running Cody Rhodes’ ass into the ground on night one of WrestleMania this Saturday, he’s gonna have more than enough in the tank to take the President’s Cancel Culture ass into the Smackdown Hotel and book him a room for Sunday evening! What do you say, President Candy Ass? You wanna take on The Rock or are you chicken?”
The surprising challenge only fueled continued rumors that Johnson would one day consider running for office.
“He’s not fooling any of us, The Rock is totally going to run for President one day,” said long time wrestling fan Carl Reeves. “I don’t think the movie star thing is doing it for him anymore. He’s probably going after the biggest championship in the country, the ol’ USA Presidency. I’m hoping Biden accepts Rock’s WrestleMania challenge, but on the other hand, I’m really not sure he’s up for it.”
As of press time, 81-year-old President Biden had suffered a concussion while trying to sit down on a steel chair.
Dwayne “still a douche bag” Johnson is doing this as a publicity stunt, nothing more. He still loves child sniffer Biden.
I say bovine scat. He’s still a Obiden lover. The “O” is for Obama.