Fred Flintstone listed his Colorado cave for $1 million, sources have confirmed.
The Bedrock realtor, sporting a saber-tooth tie, claims the stone-age abode’s “yabba-dabba-doo” charm justifies the price amid Boulder’s housing boom.
Right-wing X posts cheered Fred’s capitalist hustle, dubbing it a “MAGA middle finger” to Biden’s inflation. Critics, waving dino-bone signs, blasted the “cartoonish” price, accusing Fred of “gentrifying prehistoric suburbs.”
MAGA memes hailed the cave’s “anti-woke” lack of Wi-Fi, while DOGE probed Zillow for “Soros price-fixing.”
Neighbors grumbled about Fred’s brontosaurus BBQs, but his listing boasts “panoramic quarry views” and a “pet-friendly dino garage.”
GOP reps tied the sale to “Biden’s housing crisis,” with one X user quipping, “Wilma’s rolling pin funded the markup!”
As of press time, Fred was rejecting lowball offers, demanding buyers include a lifetime supply of Bronto Burgers.
Like all of the states that are not in the lower US . Are where the rich have gone to get away from the illegals . Except those they need to wait in them with . And this is where they go to wait for the rest of the Americans to be killed off by those They say wipe their ass. Because the rich are so lazy they can’t feed themselves without a maid. That’s all rich people want illegals for.
In taking over those states they have made the taxes go to extremes Running out the citizens. California is the example of all of that.
Being the first State to legalize recreational weed put Colorado back into the stoned age.