In an unexpected twist at a veterans rally in St. Paul, Minnesota, Governor Tim Walz took to the stage not with a speech, but with a comedy routine that quickly turned the audience from supportive to scornful, sources have confirmed.
Walz, whose comedic chops are less known than his political maneuvers, decided to lighten the mood at the rally with jokes that fell flat with the crowd of veterans.
Eyewitnesses report a mix of boos and bewildered silence as Walz attempted to connect through humor, touching on everything from military bureaucracy to his own administration’s missteps. “I haven’t seen a retreat that messy since Dunkirk,” muttered one veteran, as others heckled the governor with calls to “stick to your day job!”
Walz’s team scrambled to smooth over the awkward pauses with canned laughter tracks, only adding to the cringe factor. The routine, meant to bridge gaps between the governor and the military community, instead highlighted a comical disconnect.
As of press time, sources say Walz’s advisors are considering a ban on any future stand-up comedy attempts and possibly even jests at press conferences. The governor might not be ready for Netflix specials, but perhaps a return to more traditional gubernatorial speeches would better serve him and his audience.
The governor is a complete joke, and is a total disgrace and the reason why democrats have a 21 percent approval rating and going lower.
Yes!
It makes sense for Walz to do comedy. Tampons in boys rooms is a joke. His run for VP was a joke. All his lies were a joke. Him allowing black lives matter to burn a city was a joke.
I didn’t know he was still a governor, after falling flat on his face with karmala, I was was praying that they would move to China as it seems they are both commie.
They need to move! Please!
They need to go!
Tampon Tim should move to China. Since he spent his honeymoon there. He would fit right in with the slave labor.
Yep. But somehow Chairman Tim doesn’t have the same ring to it as Chairman Mao. Ironically, U.S. voters gave him his Chinese name: Wong Ting, because Tim say Wong Ting, do Wong Ting, think Wong Ting and was Wong Ting for America.
Tim is a prime example you can’t fix stupid
I hope that all can appreciate the comic humor of “OMG ! ca-MAL-ah was the smart half of the ticket !”
And this pervert is aimed at our WH
There’s nothing funny about this moron
I am amazed at how many stupid Americans actually listen to this idiot
Seriously, this is your best line, “I haven’t seen a retreat that messy since Dunkirk,”. You are really looking for material and the Left has not been providing you with any material. Too bad. Try the right as they do dumb stuff every day.
Oh your nasty gets even worse Seek help You need it Like China