The Daily Skrape
  • Politics
  • U.S. News
  • World News
  • Entertainment
  • Sports
SUBSCRIBE
No Result
View All Result
  • Politics
  • U.S. News
  • World News
  • Entertainment
  • Sports
No Result
View All Result
The Daily Skrape
No Result
View All Result
Home World News

Holy Roller: Pope Francis Debuts Bulletproof Faith Chariot

Joe King by Joe King
April 6, 2025
in World News
6
Pope Mobile
790
VIEWS
Share on FacebookShare on Twitter

Pope Francis has introduced a revolutionary new Pope Mobile during his first public appearance since being hospitalized—it’s not just a vehicle, but a state-of-the-art bulletproof wheelchair, sources have confirmed.

This groundbreaking move was unveiled during a prayer service at St. Peter’s Square shortly after the Pope was discharged from the hospital, where he was treated for pneumonia. The wheelchair, dubbed ‘The Holy Roller,’ combines high-end security with cutting-edge mobility solutions, tailored specifically for the 86-year-old pontiff’s needs.



The design focuses on mobility within a secure framework, featuring bulletproof glass and a specially designed enclosure that allows the Pope to navigate the square with both ease and safety. ‘This isn’t just a ride; it’s his chariot of faith,’ commented a Vatican spokesperson.

Besides the security features, the Holy Roller emphasizes environmental consciousness, sporting an eco-friendly setup that aligns with the Pope’s advocacy for sustainability. ‘It runs on prayers and a pinch of holy water,’ the Pope humorously remarked during his first public appearance with the new setup.

As of press time, Vatican gift shops were reportedly rushing to create miniature replicas of the Pope’s new wheelchair, while crowds at St. Peter’s Square were buzzing with excitement to catch a glimpse of this modern marvel in papal transportation.

Previous Post

Iran’s Economy Sizzles: Rials Better Burned Than Spent

Next Post

Swipe Left on Reality: Gen Z Battles Serial Rejection

Joe King

Joe King

Next Post
Gen Zer Ghosted

Swipe Left on Reality: Gen Z Battles Serial Rejection

Comments 6

  1. Paul Dmoch says:
    8 months ago

    Last we knew Pope Francis was 88 not 86 unless he became younger in the hospital.

    Reply
  2. GSM says:
    8 months ago

    First off America is not under the Pope . And the things that man believes and spews
    When he stands before God That bullet proof chair will do him no good
    America was created to escape the Vatican’s tyranny And when our country was as created It was against the law to be a Catholic Both the crown and the Vatican have no control over America Even though our chambers are full of Jesuit Catholics. All of which think like the Pope does
    He believes in the murdering of the unborn and so do those in our chambers The Pope pushes Homosexuality and so do they.
    I doubt you would find one true child of God in the demon city on the hill

    Reply
    • Peter Miks says:
      8 months ago

      I’m pretty sure he’s a commie Demonycrap.

      Reply
      • GSM says:
        8 months ago

        He is a Jesuit Look up what the Jesuits have done to America They were imbedded from the inception of America. And have tried through their con job of religion to take back control of the people .
        No wonder people refuse to read the Bible It was the Catholics that decided at the Counsel of Trent what to take out. The Bible has 118 books But they only allowed 66.Its why some things make no sense And Constantine declared upon his deathbed that worshiping of the Sun God was to be adhered to Catholics changed the day of worship from Saturday to Sunday for that purpose.
        And under their guidance to Rome They gave Jerusalem to the Palestinians. Look 👀 up who they were in Genesis. They mutilated King Saul And his sons. And people think they own Jerusalem. Philistines ! Of which no nation wanted And ask why no Muslim nation wants them ?

        Reply
  3. Gregor Brewski says:
    8 months ago

    This idiot pope is the reason I left the catholic church.

    Reply
  4. Peter Miks says:
    8 months ago

    His health problems will do him in, b4 a bullet does. Fk that commie pos.

    Reply

Leave a Reply to Paul Dmoch Cancel reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

  • Trending
  • Comments
  • Latest
jones

Feds Raid Letitia James’ Office, Find Shrine Made of Shredded Loan Applications and Trump Photos

October 10, 2025
clown

Jeffries Runs for Class Clown, Leavitt Declared Valedictorian of Common Sense

October 18, 2025
facts

Democrats Beg Media Not to Air Johnson’s Speech: “If People Hear This, We’re Doomed”

November 3, 2025
fetterman

Fetterman Spills Secrets: Dems Declare Emotional Support Shutdown

October 16, 2025
omar

Meltdown: Omar, AOC, and Mamdani Turn Capitol Into Cafeteria Drama

22
Young

Neil Young Announces New Platform: “Neilazon — Only for People Who Hate Trump”

16
ballroom

Jeffries Launches Multi-Million Investigation Into Trump’s Ballroom — Demands “Equal Glitter for All”

15
for sale

Democrats File Bill to Tax Fleeing Homeowners — ‘You Left, You Share’ Becomes New Socialist Slogan

14
ohRosie

Rosie O’Donnell’s “Digital Stalker” Revealed to Be Her Own Burner Account

November 4, 2025
bomb threat

Socialist Candidate Blames Trump for Bomb Threat, Traffic Jam, and “That Weird Feeling When My Phone Dies”

November 4, 2025
facts

Democrats Beg Media Not to Air Johnson’s Speech: “If People Hear This, We’re Doomed”

November 3, 2025
britain

British Left Reeling After “Pay-to-Leave” Program Accidentally Creates World’s First Taxpayer-Funded Frequent-Flyer Club

November 3, 2025
The Daily Skrape

© 2025 DailySkrape.com. All Rights Reserved.

Site Information

  • About
  • Privacy Policy
  • Terms of Service
  • Subscribe

Follow Us

No Result
View All Result
  • Politics
  • U.S. News
  • World News
  • Sports
  • Entertainment
SUBSCRIBE

© 2025 DailySkrape.com. All Rights Reserved.

I Want You!

...to join our mailing list!

Enter your email address

Thanks, I’m not interested