Jon Jones is itching to throw punches on the White House lawn, sources have confirmed.
The UFC heavyweight champ, recently retired, is jazzed about President Trump’s plan for a 2026 cage fight to celebrate America’s 250th birthday.
“I called UFC HQ the same afternoon Trump announced it,” Jones posted on X, practically begging to un-retire for this patriotic brawl.
With Dana White and Trump plotting a star-spangled slugfest, Jones is back in the drug-testing pool, ready to rumble.
Critics on the left are clutching pearls, whining about “violence” on sacred grounds, but Jones and MAGA fans see it as peak American entertainment.
Why settle for fireworks when you can have flying fists?
The Secret Service is reportedly scrambling to secure the Octagon, while liberals demand a “safe space” for the Lincoln Memorial.
Jones, unfazed, is training to make history, not just headlines.
As of press time, Nancy Pelosi was spotted practicing her jab, vowing to “defend democracy” in the cage.
All I can say is
At least it’s not naked queers running
around the White House lawn!
Remember Bidens queer party to celebrate Satans agenda. . That’s all his administration was about .
This is why Epstein’s list will never be shown. Every politician is either a queer or a child sex predator . We know both of the Clintons are. Jezebel is the Second largest child sex trafficking organization in the world next to Disney
I don’t like boxing and think all this crap is a waste of our tax dollars. Our immediate need is to arrest the democrats who are calling for the death of Americans. But at least it’s men with their parts . How do I know it’s men ?
Despite what the queers want you to believe Women with fake penis’s can’t take those kind of hurt