In a stunning display of manufactured moral panic, progressive activists are already sharpening their digital pitchforks as Sydney Sweeney returns to American Eagle for a new summer campaign featuring her in stylish jean shorts, sources have confirmed
Months after the left tried to cancel the blonde bombshell for the unforgivable crime of wearing jeans under the tagline “Nice jeans” — which they solemnly declared was a dog whistle for people without blue eyes and blonde hair — Sweeney is back, this time rocking cutoff shorts on a sunny beach.
The outrage machine is firing on all cylinders, with early hot takes claiming the shorts are “deeply ableist” toward people who don’t like their own legs, “aquaphobic” for flaunting beach vibes in front of those who can’t swim, and “body-normative” because her natural confidence might make insecure Bluesky users feel seen in the wrong way.
One viral thread even suggested the shorts are “climate denialist” for promoting outdoor enjoyment instead of staying inside doom-scrolling about the weather.
Of course, the real irony is that Sweeney’s effortless beauty does suggest she has exceptionally nice genes — the kind that make the “equity above all” crowd seethe because no amount of pronoun workshops can manufacture them.
While last year’s jeans ad supposedly promoted eugenics by daring to sell denim, this year’s shorts are being called everything from “shorts supremacy” to “a direct attack on people who prefer cargo pants for emotional support.”
As of press time, activists were reportedly drafting petitions demanding American Eagle issue a formal apology, donate to leg-positivity causes, and replace Sweeney with a more “inclusive” spokesmodel who apologizes for having working knees.
If I happened to be a woman with legs that looked like hers, I’d show them off just like she’s doing. And if some bunch of liberals aka Communists whined and cried about it, I’d tell them they could either get a grip or get lost.
HaHa, Loved the comment
At 79 I’m not young or beautiful; those shorts are fantastic and she rocks them. My version is grandmom stretch one but a bit longer ( don’t want to embarrass the great grandkids😉🤣). My kids saw me in all types and styles.. we agree.. she wears them just right
BRAVO!
The jealousy is so obvious. Sydney Sweeny is a beautiful young woman and good for her to be able to wear the kind of clothes she models. I always wish her the best that life has to offer – sc**w the jealous ones.
I honestly am super self conscious about my fat ass legs and to be honest I dnt give a shit about her showing off her sexy body!! She is beautiful!! If I had her body I would be showing it off too!! I think so many people always try to pick on her and I’m not sure why?? lol i swear I always see stuff picking on her and talking about everything she does being wrong! When the whole world dresses in these same clothes she models! Most girls these days wear less! My point is that I’m a thicker chick and her wearing this stuff or modelling etc makes me feel happy for her because she obviously takes care of her self(better than I can say for myself) I think women should always empower each other not talk about irrelevant stuff like this!! She is beautiful so I say you go girl!!!!
Erica: They hate her because she’s beautiful. LIbs hate anything that is exceptional, including the USA!
Wokeism may be the worst disease ever.
Due to the silliness of the outrage over Sydney’s campaign, I now own three pairs of American Eagle jeans. They’re comfortable, look good on my 66 year old male bod and were a good value. Many people in America today NEED TO GROW UP!!!!
Didn’t the Doors have a song. People are Strange. Hahhahaa! Go Sydney!
Are there sources to these comments? I haven’t seen anyone complaining about this ad like they did the last one.
Libtards hate her because they all look like they put their makeup on with a 12 gauge.