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Liberals Form Human Shield Around White House To Protect Biden From Reasonable Questions

Joe King by Joe King
July 22, 2024
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A dedicated group of liberals has bravely formed a human chain around the White House to shield the President from any reasonable questions about his age and mental fitness, sources have confirmed. 

“If you want to ask that 81-year-old man if he thinks he’s fit enough to be president, you’ll have to go through me,” said registered Democrat Dan Walker, holding an Airsoft gun he’d seemed to think was real. “I’ll be damned if I’m going to stand by and watch a free press gather and question my President over something more and more people are growing validly concerned about. That’s not the way this works. No light criticism! I think it’s in the constitution!” 



Despite the human shield, many reporters vowed to ask tepid, fair questions of Joe Biden by any means necessary. 

“If they want to play rough, then we can play rough,” said local reporter Dana Willis. “I’m going for a spin in the weather helicopter later tonight, and I’m going to try to parachute in and maybe ask Joe Biden if he thinks needing an early bedtime might be a bad thing for a President. Wish me luck. I could die if these liberals get their hands on me.”

As of press time, the group of liberals had dispersed after one of them swore they heard a gunshot several blocks away.

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Comments 8

  1. Crotte says:
    12 months ago

    The Dumb and Dumber gathering around their hero!!!!!!

    Reply
  2. Hugh Jass says:
    12 months ago

    No problem, the Human Vegetable just took himself out of the running.

    Reply
  3. Buffalobeard says:
    12 months ago

    Just think, the reporters blew their chance! When that guy with the airport gun started waving it around, they should have yelled “Gun! gun! Insurrection”
    and run screaming to the nearest S.S. post yelling and pointing! If it had been so.eone wearing a Maga hat, they’d have jumped him, taped the crap out of him and taken him to jail!

    Reply
  4. B-rad says:
    12 months ago

    Typical Democrat response. Hide the facts, lie to their constituents, deceive America….the list goes on. It’’s really hard to believe there are actually people that approve and will vote for the Democrat party. And people wonder why America is in the mess we are in.

    Reply
  5. Rob says:
    12 months ago

    The human shield has been intact for at least 4 years already. Tell us something that makes it news worthy!

    Reply
  6. Z666 says:
    12 months ago

    I wouldn’t actually call that a “human” shield…..

    Reply
  7. Richard Young says:
    12 months ago

    Liberals are all brain dead, zombies. They never think for themselves!

    Reply
  8. robert says:
    12 months ago

    lemmings

    Reply

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