This year’s Republican National Convention came to a rousing close, as professional wrestling legend Hulk Hogan challenged former Vice President Mike Pence to a steel cage match at the WWE’s upcoming Summer Slam event, sources have confirmed.
“Let me tell you something, brother,” said Hogan, concluding his speech that also saw him endorsing Donald Trump for President. “If you thought that mob of people looking for your ass on January 6th was scary, it won’t have nothin’ on what happens when Hulkamania runs wild on your ass on August third at the Cleveland Browns Stadium, brother!”
Though most assumed Pence wouldn’t be accepting the match, attendees were still impressed with the Hulkster’s challenge.
“Now that’s what I like to see,” said local Republican Ed Wooden. “These conventions are so boring, Hogan really brought things back to life. I was dozing off watching all the speeches before he started going on about all the leg drops and big boots he was gonna force feed Pence if he ever got the chance. Now I’m all jacked up. No offense to J.D. Vance, but what if we had Hogan run as V.P. instead?”
As of press time, Mr. Pence had insisted all questions be fielded by his manager, Bobby “The Brain” Heenan.
He is such an ass. only supports douche bag so he doesn’t have to pay fair share on his taxes. Like most people on the trump side
He’s mentally ill, Incompetent, corrupted, pedophile & f**ked up. Kinda scary Trump supporters know that Trump committed all these crimes and more. So are these supporters just like Trump insane, and everything he does and say he’s actually a big threat to the United States?? Hulk Hogan throwing in that, if we thought January the 6th was bad wait we haven’t seen anything yet..per Hogan. Trailer trash- Hogan is also threatening our society also. We signed a petition that keep Trump off the streets and politics this man here had seven pages of signatures with petitions. ✌🏽
Hulkster is the best in wrestling entertainment. Amazing how some one like your self took this seriously. Shows you how low your IQ really is,,
The green hair dye has soaked into Debra’s pee brain and is contaminating her soul.
Ass just like your Brain Dead Libraturd Ass
IRS isn’t even legit Frank. Tax’s are for foreign entities that want to do commerce within the USA. The corporation of the USA is finally bankrupt finished and the Republic is back. When you catch up Frank, we still won’t care what you think hahaha the ignorance in this country is astounding
You need professional help.
If you want to see a colostomy bag you should look in the mirror
Some cant admit Bumbling Biden has never been the one in charge, change is needed, DJT is that change.
DJT is a crook, of you support him you’re a fool.
Just Like Brain Dead Bidumb the LIAR & CHIEF POS
Couldn’t do it right the first time even with House and Senate bc they knew he is deficient mentally. This time will be worst as he brings all the nutjob criminals and mycophants into his administration to do his bidding. This time there won’t be anyone to control his insanity.
You Democrats all go kiss your same sex partner. You keep running your mouths about all these unfounded crimes. Where is the Proof. Your MSM NEVER offers proof of all these fears, just over and over made up fears. Trump 2024!
Well at least we don’t cheat on our partners with strippers. Apparently you don’t read or listen to anything that you don’t agree with. So your opinion about his crimes are useless. Twelve jurors of his peers in NY found him guilty. With the civil trial Trumps best option was to not have a jury, but was still found guilty. So no matter how much you want to believe it, he is still a felon. But you don’t care, because you have been brainwashed with all the GOP fear mongering.
Of course you don’t cheat with strippers. Y’all like interns and pages.
So, you think Trump was found guilty by a jury of his peers? There wasn’t a single Republican on the jury. If you hated Trump, you made the cut. Besides, the pos judge told them they didn’t even have to be a unanimous decision. What kinda crap is that? Plus with 2 democrat lawyers on the jury to steer the other 10, Trump didn’t have a chance.
I disagree with those of you who do not like President Trump, & agree with those who do lik.e Biden. I won’t, even, give Biden the respect of calling him president. He has NEVER really been our president, always looking out for himself & his own family, not the rest of us & America, excluding his own granddaughter, & listening to his small group telling him what to say & do, including Obama. This is no longer my parents’ Democratic Party. Letting all these Illegal Immigrants, who hate us & kill us, is his worse accomplishment
Poorly educated, ill-informed, destined to be poor, with children more likely to go to prison, than to college. A joyless life, that can’t recognize satire, in a satirical site.