In a bizarre twist of municipal policy, a small town in Massachusetts has voted to become a “clown safe haven,” establishing itself as the first official clown sanctuary city in the nation after a chaotic city council meeting in Worcester, sources have confirmed.
The decision was made following hours of impassioned speeches, juggling acts, and several pie-throwing incidents, which council members argued perfectly demonstrated the need for such a refuge.
Supporters of the measure argued that clowns have been marginalized and misunderstood, facing undue scrutiny and fear from the public. “Everyone deserves a place where they can honk their noses without judgment,” proclaimed one council member, sporting a rainbow wig and oversized shoes for the occasion.
Opponents, however, decried the decision as a mockery of sanctuary city status, warning that it could lead to an influx of clowns seeking asylum and potentially lower the town’s already sagging real estate values. “What’s next, a sanctuary city for mimes?” one exasperated resident asked while mockingly trapped in an invisible box.
As of press time, local businesses were capitalizing on the town’s new status, with plans to host the inaugural “Honk for Peace” parade and a series of workshops on advanced squirting flower techniques.
A city run by a bunch of clowns. Sad that such idiots can impose so much, but then maybe clowns elected them.
Hell, Washington D.C. has been run by nothing but CLOWNS for generations.
Look no further then who runs that clown state. Lizzy lie-a-watha who gets kick back from big pharma along with socialist Bernie sanders. They question done because their slush money might dry up.
A city run by clowns……sounds like Washington DC!
My thoughts exactly!
The Democrat Party adopts clowns too!
That actual city council meeting looked like a bad SNL skit.
These are people that don’t know how to take care of themselves but expect others to take care of them. It is not “sanctuary” that they need, they belong in an Asylum… maybe with padded cells and straight-jackets.
would it not be ironic if the illegalls came in kicked them out and then the illegals became the clowns. Either way so disrespectful to Bozo.