Elon Musk, self-proclaimed genius, thought he’d play 4D chess with a $15 million “gift” to President Trump, only to yank it like a SpaceX launch scrub, sources have confirmed.
The X overlord, bruised by Trump’s EV shade, dangled the cash to cozy up, then smugly redirected it to his AI toys, believing he’d outsmarted MAGA.
Trump supporters on X torched him, calling the move “peak billionaire betrayal.”
Trump himself shrugged, blasting Musk’s “flaky ego” at a rally, while conservatives cackled at Elon’s delusion of pulling a fast one.
Insiders say Musk, high on his own hype, thought the bait-and-switch would cement his kingmaker status, but it just made him look like a crypto-bro with commitment issues.
The right’s now roasting him as a globalist wannabe who can’t hack real loyalty.
As of press time, Musk was rage-tweeting from his Cybertruck, whining about “ungrateful patriots.”
