California Governor Gavin Newsom has declared a “Freedom Emergency” after learning that Vice President J.D. Vance and his family planned to attend a Marine artillery training exercise on I-5, sources have confirmed.
Despite similar drills occurring weekly without issue, Newsom reportedly suffered what aides called “a full-scale emotional deployment,” insisting the presence of a Republican could “destabilize California’s spiritual aura.”
Citizens were immediately urged to report any “excessive displays of freedom,” including flag-waving, bald eagle sightings, or saying “thank you for your service” in public.
The governor attempted to replace the exercise with a state-funded stage performance titled Grease Fire: The Carbon Awakening, where paid protesters dressed as troops sang about climate guilt while firing biodegradable confetti shells—instead of celebrating 250 years of fighting for the American way of life.
Insiders say Newsom’s recurring panic attacks at the words “conservative” or “Trump” have cost taxpayers thousands in wellness retreats, aromatherapy sessions, and a personal “emotional support barista.”
One aide was overheard saying, “He can’t handle the smell of diesel or black coffee—it’s a sensory overload of masculinity and freedom.”
As of press time, Newsom was reportedly recovering at a Malibu meditation dome after mistaking a Ford F-150 backfire for an insurrection.
I really think Newsom has lost his mind.
This is a guy wanting to be president. Normal people just laugh at how stupid this guy is. Problem is, most democrats would probably vote for him.
Newsom has to have a mind before he can lose it!
Notice !
It’s the pink panty purse toting too much hair gel cowards . All of which have never stood up for protecting their own country .But whine and cry over food snaps That the working people pay for. You Are about to see the repercussions of your actions . You are those Who stand against real men in America . Read Ps53v1
There’s your answer. Americans who do not want their genitals removed and replaced by illegals who do not live off of the working legal These Americans Are about to show you who and what real Americans are .
You Had better wake up. Democrats destroyed this country and this moron has systematically destroyed California with his Aunt Pelosi.
Only those who look like freaks and removed their penis vote for this thing that should be in front of a firing squad. Which is most of Hollywood which over 99% of you continue to make rich to destroy you and your children. With their filth .
Trump didn’t give America’s industry to the rest of the world Demon democrats did Along with their wussie anus connection Republicans No jobs. And what was left given to illegals While they rip legal Americans rights away. Making them nothing but the joke of the world. Ever since Nixon opened up China . They have given our means of making a living to them and the world. We need factories not Robots. Only lazy useless non creative people look forward to being slaves.
Those of you who are standing with illegals who will and have taken and are using you to destroy America. Will be your end. The rest Of us are tired. Of you who claim to be Americans .When you are just the idiots they produced from our education system and the boob tube and internet .We are not going to be patient or passive much longer. .
We are not weak Just patient . Now you have made known who and what you are
I really don’t understand why people would vote this in office, this proves the illegals do,young lazy people who not educated but propagandaized that the Government will give them everything, boy they will be for a awakening, maybe they should go stay for awhile in Cuba,Venezuela, Russia,North Korea, they would be crying to get back to America. Well maybe not.lol
True
Look up the videos of those who have left America
Especially the ones who went to Africa to find out ! Africans hate them. Oh they cry and beg for money. Even say they will be someone’s slave to get back.I would suggest Don Lemon But he only has white men on leashes. He just wants blacks / illegals to gun down white people
And the white people who fled. One went to Costa Rica and discovered her trip as a wealthy child in vacation Doesn’t match the reality of living there.
You will find it rather hysterical