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Putin to Ukraine: Accept Borscht Origins or Simmer On

J.K. Around by J.K. Around
March 13, 2025
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In an unconventional twist to international diplomacy, Russian President Vladimir Putin has declared that the key to ending the conflict with Ukraine hinges on a culinary concession: Ukraine must recognize borscht as a Russian invention, sources have confirmed.

This gastronomic demand includes a stipulation that Putin himself will personally taste-test every batch to ensure its authenticity to the Russian recipe.



The declaration came during a tense press conference where Putin extolled the virtues of Russian borscht, dismissing Ukraine’s claim to the beetroot soup as “historically and gastronomically incorrect.” Political analysts around the world scratched their heads, wondering if they had tuned into a cooking show masquerading as a geopolitical summit.

The Ukrainian response was swift and savory, with President Volodymyr Zelensky hosting a borscht cook-off live on national television, declaring, “Let the people decide!” International chefs have been invited to judge the contest, turning the soup saga into a potential recipe for peace—or a new flavor of conflict.

As of press time, the Kremlin was reportedly setting up a ‘Borscht Verification Unit,’ with Putin preparing his palate to become the supreme judge of Eastern European soup sovereignty.

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