In a bizarre twist befitting modern celebrity politics, Rosie O’Donnell’s alleged “digital stalker” has reportedly turned out to be none other than Rosie O’Donnell herself, sources have confirmed.
According to insiders, the comedian spent days posting to her Substack about a “Trump-like presence” tormenting her online — only for tech investigators to trace the IP address of the supposed harasser directly to her own Wi-Fi network.
“She blocks, forgets, and then argues with her own old account,” said one digital analyst.
“It’s like watching an identity crisis live-streamed in real time.”
Followers reportedly became suspicious when the mysterious “stalker” began complimenting O’Donnell’s early stand-up routines and defending her infamous The View rants.
One fan commented, “I thought it was weird when the stalker started promoting Rosie’s own merch.”
When reached for comment, O’Donnell claimed the situation was “spiritually manipulated” by “Republican Wi-Fi energy,” adding, “Trump probably hacked my soul through TikTok.”
The comedian has since demanded social media platforms “ban self-harassment caused by conservative interference.”
As of press time, O’Donnell was seen creating a new account titled @DefinitelyNotRosieOfficial while posting that her previous impersonator had returned — stronger than ever.
