In an unexpected twist in the underworld of smuggling, a notorious Guatemalan human smuggling ring operating out of California has pivoted to trafficking eggs following the arrest of their leaders, sources have confirmed.
The shift in contraband comes amid soaring egg prices and growing demand across the state, positioning eggs as the new ‘gold’ in the black market.
The ring, previously known for its discreet operations in human transport, found eggs to be a surprisingly lucrative and less legally perilous alternative. “Why risk smuggling people when you can smuggle eggs? They don’t talk back, and the profit margins are no yolk,” joked one newly converted egg smuggler.
Authorities stumbled upon the operation after intercepting a suspicious shipment labeled “Grade A Organic Humans,” which upon inspection, contained thousands of eggs. This discovery has cracked open a whole new side of the smuggling business, leading to a scramble among local law enforcement.
As of press time, the egg smugglers were devising new methods to sneak their fragile cargo past customs, including disguising eggs as avocados. Meanwhile, local breakfast spots were on high alert, fearing that their next omelet might inadvertently fund criminal activities.
We went from toilet paper shortages. Now eggs. What’s next? There will always be dirty thieves and corruption.
The killing Of All Whites And Americans. They are working hard to do both. Stealing our money to keep up the terrorists they bring in to attack on our soil Chemtrails full Of chemicals being dumped on us daily designer vaccines that target one group or another . And Over 70 million aborted American babies. Now they are killing off chickens at the rate of over 300,000 at a time While Mexico doesn’t have a fake bird flu . All for the power they crave
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